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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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Did not realize that people still care about fe fates like that.

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my manger who's been here for less than 2 months: hey, no job is worth crying over. if it's really taking this hard of a toll on you, maybe look for somewhere else.

me, in tears after the nth rude call about soemthing i've dealt with longer than she's been here: do you want me to quit?

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

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