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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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NEVER GIVE UP

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

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it’s been ten years

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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CBxfAWoon/

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer.  started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better.  anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.  

also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture

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Super quickly drawn doodle comic of a very important realization. *UPDATE: This boob comic has become my most popular post on tumblr, surpassing things that took me months to make. Who would have thought touching your boob at 3AM could bring such glory

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but its important