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The Marauders: Bullies who sexually assaulted a person. Basically Draco Malfoy and his cronies who were shown the Light.

Fandom: Such feminists, I love them!

Draco: Human equivalent of garbage who bullied anyone with lower social status, and mocked an orphan. Also gladly joined the DE.

Fandom: So tragic! He had no choice, we love him! He deserved better.

Dursleys: Gross, shallow human beings who abused the orphan they were in charge of, and even starved that child (and only because Vernon's promotion was cancelled).

Fandom: They have a reasonable hatred, and Petunia is sympathetic!

Dudley Dursley: Actually apologizes for his behavior and abuse, unlike oh-so-great James Potter.

Fandom: Bad!

Ron Weasley: Brave kid who has commited countless selfless acts and protects his friends.

Fandom: Bad! Hermione deserved better! Wife beater! Predator! Hermione should have cheated on him with Harry!

Severus Snape: Also does brave, selfless acts, and is known by HIS ENEMY'S SON as the bravest man Harry ever knew. Proves he really loves Lily.

Fandom: Bad! He was obsessed with Lily and a creep and he stole Lily's patronus! He also bullied Neville!

Lavender Brown: Nice and caring, and gives Ron the affection he deserves. Also does countless brave acts, helps to round up Skrewts, and fights in the DA despite the danger.

Fandom: She should go, she is ruining our ships!1!1!1! (Side note: I do ship Romione, but this anti-Lavender bullshit should stop.)

Cho Chang: Cares about and loves her boyfriend, and simply wants to know how he died because she loves him. Also offers to take Harry to the Ravenclaw common room, and fights in the DA.

Fandom: So annoying, can't she stop crying about Cedric?

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SIREN RON WEASLEY

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"Black family madness" more like borderline personality disorder inherited via genetic predisposition and the cycle of abuse

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I love Sirius and his strong sense of superiority and his core belief of being Bad

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Snape sucks. The question is, who?

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Although my personal headcanon is that Sirius and Remus were in love during the first war, I looove fics where they never got their shit together back then and both are desperate not to waste this second chance. But both of them are anxious about not being enough anymore and also they have horrible social skills. (Sirius has 12 years of isolation to blame but Remus is just Like That.) These fucked up men dancing around each other in Grimmauld Place is UNMATCHED.

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How the fuck are people saying that James Potter - who bullies people for fun, is constantly described as arrogant and only listens to one person (Sirius) - is a people pleaser???? Where is he trying to please anyone other than Sirius????

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do you think harry, ron and hermione would all be friends if all of them were sorted into slytherin?

You know, I was about to say "no" because it's my job to crush hopes and dreams, but to my surprise I think the answer is yes.

Ron and Harry find immediate solidarity in one another in that they're both sent to Slytherin. Ron is in a crisis as he's just let down his entire family in the worst way possible and is evidently not the person he thought he was (a Gryffindor) and while he'd ordinarily suspect Harry of nasty things given Harry's sorting, with Harry and Ron sorted this way Ron can tell himself the sorting hat fucked up. Harry and Ron can't be in Slytherin! The hat's an asshole!

Harry, meanwhile, is relieved he's not stuck with Malfoy and that his friendship with Ron from the train isn't jeopardized.

With Ron ostracized because of his lack of money/political beliefs and Harry ostracized because he hangs out with Ron/is Harry, the pair stick to each other just as closely as canon if not moreso because they don't actually talk to their other dormmates.

Hermione gets included probably sooner as Ron will be gungho about befriending the Slytherin muggleborn to show everyone that he's nothing like them. No need for the troll or the bullying in class.

Does Ron still think Hermione's an obnoxious know-it-all, sure? But she's his muggleborn friend so take that Draco.

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round here we talk like lions but we sacrifice like lambs

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What's going on at Privet Drive?

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Artist Regulus painting his lovers

This is a DTIYS I’m hosting on instagram to celebrate 1k, so if you’d like to join go find me on there!

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lily evans the woman that you are….

hbd lily my aquarius bestie <3

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look out, lovers

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I imagine Lily would definitely keep her loves in a heart shaped locket, and if you don’t like Jegulily - I’d like to think regulus would defile a Black heirloom

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