Finally got around to making my younger siblings watch tottmnt (which they are enjoying very much, seeing as they're in the same generation as these turtles)
The youngest has decided that the age order is Leo, Raph, Mikey, Donnie. Why? bc that's the order their robots were in.
Leo got number 01 (ofc, he's almost always the oldest).
Raph got number 02 (also pretty logical)
Mikey got number 03
Donnie got number 04
that's the reasoning.
(that's actually rather logical reasoning, so y'know, I ain't gonna argue with her)
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fanfiction website goes down: hundreds dead, thousands injured.
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Toothless Team
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Ahsoka returning the planet with Luke’s School on it to introduce Ezra to him, only for Luke to say he also found someone while she was gone, lo and behold, out steps Cal Kestis
loll oh no they're gonna start comparing the Jedi they found on the street
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning
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The letters (my internet browser) have informed me that my wife (ao3) has perished in the war (isnt responding)
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<Reblog to get a sword.>
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headcanon that when Kaz gets questions at the Crow Club and Slat about where Jesper went, he tells everyone that he's "off entertaining some mercher". so naturally everyone starts wondering which Council member he's sleeping with and asking why he's suddenly into old white dudes and Kaz just lets it happen cause he thinks it's funny.
then Jesper shows up again at the Slat after a couple weeks of getting settled with Wylan, and everyone's either calling him a traitor or asking him how Schenck is in bed. and Wylan's just standing there next to him laughing his ass off. eventually Jesper gets so fed up he gets up on a table and announces to everyone that he's fucking Wylan Van Eck, former demo man and newest member of the Council, not some wrinkly white asshole. everyone cheers and Wylan goes bright red, and Jesper is very pleased with himself.
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*Gets on top of the pedestal and clears throat*
LISTEN TO ME, WHEN INEJ SAID "I WILL HAVE YOU WITHOUT ARMOR, KAZ BREKKER, OR I WILL NOT HAVE YOU AT ALL," SHE WASN'T DEMANDING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP FROM HIM, ALL SHE SAID WAS "WORK ON YOUR TRAUMA, I'LL WORK ON MINE, WE WILL BUILD STRONGER EMOTIONAL TRUST AND IMPROVE OPEN HEALTHY COMMUNICATION OF OUR PERSONAL ISSUES, AND THEN WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!!"
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
KANEJ ISN'T A TOXIC SHIP PEOPLE, PEASE UNDERSTAND THE THAT!!!!
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RIP James Earl Jones 💜🕊️
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He milked the cousin thing for all it was worth
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My boy kaz is no saint but he doesn't discriminate towards anyone + immigrant? You're in; convict?? Join the club; gay? Be gay do crime ; zemeni;suli any other race?? Don't care. Truly an nonjudgmental icon unless you're a traitor; or pekka; or shitty exscuse of a father Jan van eck!! U go babe 😘 we stan- equal job opportunities in this house
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One gripe I have with SoC is just that I wish Inej would just do random acrobatic shit and freak the hell out of her friends to stay flexible
Like Kaz takes his shirt off and she goes “oh ok, it’s like that?” And just bends her leg behind her head while still telling him information
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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