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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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you want me to get my real estate licence? the very thing that almost got jonathan harker killed???

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At night the beast sleeps

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Enjoying hot springs

(via)

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jojo part 1: that bastard dio is trying to poison my father!

jojo part 8:

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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Dexter, a polar bear cub rests after devouring a seal in Svalbard, Norway

Photographed by Marsel van Oosten

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something to consider

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social media has evolved into such a voyeuristic spectacle over the last five to ten years its truly shocking to me like excluding tumblr 90% of the explore pages on other apps is just videos of peoples faces set to music or people talking directly to the camera etc etc......by contrast on tumblr there is still a sort of sheen of anonymity based on how its formatted and usually when you interact with a post you read or watch the content first and then learn the users identity second by clicking on their profile ie the dash is not just a wall of people filming themselves unless its a repost......i remember even only a couple of years ago there was a distinction between people who were influencers and got paid to film themselves 24/7 for instagram but now its like every average person on reels/tiktok is performing the same kind of theater for free......i cant imagine what that would do to your psyche long term

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can’t take any chances though

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you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

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agriculture is basically an infinite materials hack

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements