cellaspider
cellaspider
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Professionalnouns: She/Her or equivalentI make shitty art (occassionally (when I feel motivated))AutismOne of them transgenders[Banner Description: An artistic depiction of space, with a lot of stars and a small cluster in the middle offset to the left a little bit, with a small black hole in the middle. description end][Pfp description: An image of Hornet from hollow knight, with wearing an oversized green sweater with a yellow stripe on it. pfp description end]I don't have a particular art theme. I just make whatever I'll also post non art stuff as well. Also reblog sometimes A whole teenager, 15 I do not have money to donate to victims of genocide, capitalism, assholes, and circumstances. I also do not have the tools to vet, or the audience to get you money. :(
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cellaspider · 2 days ago
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do you think toby ever got inspiration from his fans
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cellaspider · 2 days ago
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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cellaspider · 2 days ago
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Susie. The Horse is here.
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cellaspider · 2 days ago
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do you recognize the bodies in the water?
Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
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cellaspider · 2 days ago
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deltarune chapter 1 was released that long ago!?
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quaint little admittedly lazy ralsei drawings ... 3 days 3 days ooouuuuhgh ooouhghhh only 3 days until deltarune
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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“women hate it when you tell them to calm down” is technically correct but has the odd implication that men like it when you tell them to calm down
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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My posts today haven't had a lot of attention, and that does make me a little bit sad. It shouldn't. I should learn to base my life around more than one dumb social media site, but what can I say? Real life is too stressful for me to even think of talking about this with my therapist yet. I should, but first I have all this college stuff to tackle. If I can make it to september or october and survive, maybe then I can try to broach the subject of my sedentary feelings online. But it's hard to bring that up, especially since i've never talked social media with them before. I focus on my real life major problems, but this comparatively minor issue with my online activity.
But yeah. My posts have had little to no attention, and i'm getting all weird about that again. So just...can someone confirm they've seen the posts? I feel like that confirmation would help me out a lot. Because of my horrible insecurities and neuroticisms.
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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* Won't you play again, Kris?
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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maybe the sword should be the king?
if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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I feel like Pearl was never my favorite when I was younger but nowadays I guess I can really relate to finding yourself suddenly A Person after having no defined identity of your own for most of your life and then when you're a little too old to be figuring this stuff out you get really into rock music and leather jackets and kissing women and it's messy and embarrassing but it's better late than never
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.
"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."
"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"
"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."
"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"
"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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Gaming Dice.
I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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i wish i got freaky friday'd so i wouldn't have to put effort into transitioning because i have no idea where to start
anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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cellaspider · 3 days ago
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use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend
gee whiz i sure wish there was someone i could ask to find out what the perfect gift would be for a significant other...
those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
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