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    LOUD GROANING.

    Mirage slumps over on his table and groans more. He must sleep and recharge, but shutting his optics off for the night is annoying. But he was also in no mood to spend his free time leaving the room just yet.

    Don’t mind this invisible, complaining, whining mech.

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                                       Why should I have a heavy heart?                                     Why should I start to  break  in pieces?

                              Why should I go and  f a l l   a p a r t   for you?

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I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the

‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’

trope

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Amber suger（琥珀糖）

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★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: @seismet

TAGGING: @thatonesakudere, @badspeeder, @dizzydiodes, @scaredskywarp, @purplematsuno4, @xntisocial-xlien, @theirburden, @thewayofmyflame and anyone else who wants to do it!

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?   “M-Mirage...”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?   “...A-are you doubting me because y-you haven’t heard about me before? E-even though nobody knows me, I promise i-it’s my real name...”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? “I-I chose it... b-because I disappear really easily, and n-nobody could catch me... this was before my electro disruptors, mind y-you.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Single...”

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? “...I can turn into a car... I’m very good at st-stealing... I can sneak around well... u-usually quiet... I-I have a good aim... and... ergh, I guess I c-can turn invisible...”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? “...magenta? Purple? Pink? I-I don’t know...”

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? “What hair.”

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “I-if I do, they d-did a good job at losing m-me.”

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? “I have... h-had... had? S-sorry, it hurts t-too much to talk about her right n-now...”

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “M-medics and mechs named J-Jackpot. M-medics and medbays fucking suck, a-and Jackpot can g-go die.”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? “I-I do some arts and crafts when I’m n-not stealing...”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “I-it’s war, and I’m v-very good at what I do.”

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? “Yes. Wh-what kind of Autobot would I be i-if I haven’t by now? P-pfff...”

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “I-I would want to be a cat.”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “Everything d-doesn’t count, does it...? Alright, u-uh... oh, my st-stutter. I think most of you have n-noticed it by now. Teacher told me to stop, so I’m trying my best...! I-it’s a bit hard, though... a-also, I hate turning invisible...”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? “T-Teacher! He’s the best! Th-the very best--!”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “I-I suppose gay...?”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “...not really, but I have Teacher!”

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? “Th-that sounds terrifying. No.”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? “O-oh, I would love t-to have some fans... n-need people to remember me again, though... I’m pretty sure a lot of people hated me while I was infamous... ehehe...”

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “Medics.”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “M-my... armor...?”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “Love i-is a weird word, b-but I suppose I do.”

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? “I come from th-the Rad Zone, wh-what do you think?”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “I... don’t know... I-I worry that I’ll think of people as my friend, b-but they won’t see me as their friend. I shouldn’t need f-friends...”

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “I-is that another one of those weird human foods?”

27. FAVORITE DRINK? “Sweet energon, e-even though it’s hard for my tanks to process...”

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? “S-so far, anywhere I could c-call my own room.”

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “Yes. W-wait, is this talking about romance, o-or general interest? B-because I have several i-interests, and some of them I-I like keeping tabs on...”

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? “Wh-what?!”

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “L-lake... I can’t swim, a-and nearly sank in the ocean...”

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? “...I-I don’t like this question...”

34. ANY FETISHES? “Wh-what a weird word... I-I don’t have particular preferences...”

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “I-I tend to bottom... d-dunno about dominant or submissive though... really depends on the person...”

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? “B-both, sometimes.”

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER? “Ah, already...? Mmm... w-well, it’s nice f-for me to actually finish an interview for once. M-most people ignore me before it’s over... so, th-thank you!”

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Mirage: “I met Lord Prime weeks after my operation was finished… even then Lord Prime, he noticed me… when I was invisible… it made me really happy…”

“Ratchet, though. E-even though he technically did save me by picking me up from jail, I don’t like thinking th-that he saved me. Lord Prime w-was the one who truly noticed me first, and if it weren’t for him, I would’ve been stuck in the Rad Zone’s prison for Terminus knows how long…”

“Ratchet w-wouldn’t have noticed me if it weren’t for Lord Prime… right? Th-that’s got to be it…”

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Mirage: “…”

“…she’s a nice cat…”

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"So I have a question... Is there a tiny version of you that you can temporarily transfer consciousness into so I can hug you at eye level?"

    “…h-holoform. Y-you want to see my holoform.”

    Mirage hesitated for a few moments, before sighing and relenting. He transformed into his alternate car mode, waited for a few moments… before a hard-light projection appeared a few yards away from the vehicle.

    The projection looked staticky for a few moments, before it solidified to a… very real and human looking male. Despite the figure being small and, well, human, it somehow managed to look like Mirage.

    “Y-you’re not… lying t-to try and… hit me or something, are you…? Why would you w-want to hug literal trash like me…?”

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dizzydiodes:

Okay, the gun’s down. A good start. Plus, this guy was an Autobot! Sure, Bumblebee had never met him before, and the insignia wasn’t the usual red. But Autobots were Autobots. 

And this Autobot looks particularly nervous. Now that Bumblebee was sure this was friend and not foe, his smile turns more sympathetic. Poor guy must be real scared of Decepticons. And who could blame him?

“Well, now you know someone named Bumblebee,” he replies, his tone even and light. “Would you believe you’re the second Miage I’ve met? He’s all blue and white though. Well – when you can see him! You two probably have a lot in common!” In name and abilities, and that was it as far as Bumblebee could tell. This bot didn’t have the same overflowing confidence Bumbebee’s fellow special operations agent always gave off. 

Still, meeting two bots with the same name was pretty rare. He’d think about that later, though. 

“You’re at the site of a former Decepticon Space Bridge. But we cleared ‘em all out. To tell you the truth, I’m glad I found you an’ not one of those Decepti-creeps.

“But you seem a lost. Were you not lookin’ for a broken down Space Bridge?”

    “O-oh, r-really--? P-perhaps we do...”

    Another Mirage.

    The cellophane robber’s optic lids twitched slightly, but he tried his best to not let the reaction be so obvious. Annoying. So annoying --- he had the feeling that this world’s Mirage was known. Who knows, maybe even popular... the idea made him sick with jealousy, but again; he tried his best to hide his feelings.

    Mirage tilted his helm at the mech before him. He didn’t know a Bumblebee, but why did this guy still strike him as slightly familiar...? He would probably figure it out in time.

    “Ah...” The mech giggled at the familiar insult; Decepticreeps. He covered his mouth with a servo to hide his laughter, but his smile didn’t relent. It seemed like the mech was starting to relax in Bumblebee’s presence. “W-well, I’m glad you a-aren’t one of those D-Decepticreeps, either. I-I got really worried when I saw that insignia, but at least I found an ally instead...”

    “...I, uh... was in a normal Space Bridge, but I suppose it malfunctioned and brought me here... i-it happens, I don’t have the b-best of luck... like, ever...”

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Mirage: “I met Lord Prime weeks after my operation was finished... even then Lord Prime, he noticed me... when I was invisible... it made me really happy...”

“Ratchet, though. E-even though he technically did save me by picking me up from jail, I don’t like thinking th-that he saved me. Lord Prime w-was the one who truly noticed me first, and if it weren’t for him, I would’ve been stuck in the Rad Zone’s prison for Terminus knows how long...”

“Ratchet w-wouldn’t have noticed me if it weren’t for Lord Prime... right? Th-that’s got to be it...”

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*wiggles in*

whoops, I keep going offline, but here I am again--

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Mirage: “...”

“...she’s a nice cat...”