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Hey guys just a daily reminder as a DC fan:

Hal Jordan wasn't intentionally written to get with that alien girl and the guy who changed it to that got arrested for, say it with me now, being a diddler. We hate him not Hal.

Grant Morrison has admitted regret for retconning Talia as a rapist and it can be argued it's not canon but if it's not...

You don't have to accept every canon, the writers sometimes don't.

Zatanna is canon closer to Bruce's age.

Roy and Oliver have made amends.

Batman is canonically Jewish on his mother's side.

Talia and Ra's are Arab and Chinese and have brown skin.

Jason Todd wasn't the angry Robin.

Bruce Wayne and Jason did have a good relationship and there wasn't something that secretly matter with him.

Jason was NEVER mad at Bruce for not saving him. Just for the Joker still living.

The bastards who voted for Jason to die are still living.

Jason actually does forgive and forgave two face for killing his dad.

James Gunn is handsome... That's mostly for me.

Anything you want to add comment or reblog!

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support your biblically accurate bf

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Mydei's lap is where phaichan belongs your honour ☝️

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I'm putting this out of priv:

The only reason I got into Mydei/Phainon was because Mydei cared for Phainon. He cared in the way that he was mindful of his words—because he knew that Phainon had a weak and fragile heart. He didn't stood in public baths awkwardly, coming up with the right sentences dozens of times for nothing. How could you claimed of love and care if you were ignorant on the effects your words might had? He respected that Phainon's current focus was on the Flamechase journey and due to that, they had limited range on the feelings they were capable of expressing. Phainon was THE Deliverer, he had THE most burden placed onto him—whether it was during mission or not, the weight of the world bled into his very being. He was treated as the savior, the blank canvas of the people's hopes and dreams—he was obliged to give as much space as possible for their colors in fair measure. And what did it meant for his relationship with Mydei? He wasn't able to give Mydei the attention of a lover because he had to be fair. They were warriors, it was only a natural assumption that they had non-zero probability of dying in a battlefield. Therefore, their eventual end was expected. But love? Who could've predicted that? Why would their love bloomed like a persistent flower in the cracks of barren, war-stricken land? Their love wasn't part of the script, it was an on-spot improvisation. They were supposed to focus on ushering the new dawn, not finding solace in each other's presence. The true tragedy was that none of them expected to be in love hence why Mydei mentioned the next life: if they were to found each other in a kinder world, he would've shown Phainon all that he can't in this life.

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phainon could turn to the camera and say "i am deeply attracted to mydei" n ppl will still claim theres absolutely no gay implication.

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Thank you to gideleon for making this

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phainon could turn to the camera and say "i am deeply attracted to mydei" n ppl will still claim theres absolutely no gay implication.

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revisiting The Stabbing Scene™ just to point out:

Nikador’s trial was specifically designed as a battlefield for each contender based on the deepest whims of their hearts. Dan Heng saw the past, Mydei saw his people bloodied and disgracing him - Phainon attacked Mydei because he thought this was still a hallucination.

he wasn’t surprised to see Mydei in his trial because facing him like this was one of his greatest fears. sobs

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you can't win this Phainon, he's too honest

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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STOP this is the feminism checkpoint. you have to comment something you like about a flawed female character. or explode

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They’re genuinely so funny to me

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historians will say they were rivals

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blushy

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my thoughts during the 3.0 quest

also phaidei nation where you at???? did not expect to ship these two so hard but they're giving me so much brainrot we love our dumb jock rival boyfriends

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I was asked if I was going to review 3.2, and unfortunately I really don't have time to go into it in full detail, but as a Mydei fan, what an annoying patch.

"Ummmm ACTUALLY, the reason I'm immortal is that I continually resist the call of death and drag myself back to the realm of the living."

"Dude, you spent two patches calling your immortality an inescapable curse and blaming Thanatos for refusing to take you."

"Yeah but actually it was my choice all along."

"Even when you were a literal infant with no ability to form rational thought, let alone forcibly drag yourself anywhere?"

"Stop thinking so hard about this, okay?"

"They gave you an Achilles' Heel specifically with the plot significance of being your 'one weakness' and the way to actually kill you, but you're telling me you could just choose to die at any time???"

"STOP THINKING ABOUT IT--"

It actively makes anti-sense that Mydei only survives death by his own choice, having to intentionally walk himself out of the River of Souls. How would an infant achieve that? Why would his immortality be a "curse" if it's something he's actively choosing?

Please Hoyo, take five minutes to make sure the people writing your patches actually know the lore of the characters they're writing... Please...

I don't trust this writing team as far as I can throw them, for real for real. 😂