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Welp, It’s been a while since I’ve been on tumblr, but you know what? Let’s kick it off with a car meet I was at. My car makes quite a debut in this video. It’s a White (the only white car without any other color on it) 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST. And the guy also recorded in my car for the last bit too, doing a burnout, the meet was lit, and it was fun for sure. @odd-the-motoring-fox @master-lux @shaizerektman
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i’ll level with you guys. i work in tech and im a longtime user on this hellsite, and i have some predictions. these could be completely wrong so please don’t take my word for it but:
- they will not be looking for loopholes in their AI, which is what they’ll use for erotic content. i see those loopholes becoming well known and exploitable, quickly
- we currently don’t have another site for gifs and other kinds of fan content. unless something else comes up quick, that can handle a large migration, we’re all still kind of stuck here
- they’re not going to want to lose their long term traffic. i can see them using this ban as a large blanket fix for more precise problems, then loosening up the rules or no longer enforcing them when they feel they’ve done their jobs and “fixed” it
- i would refrain from comparing this to livejournal; the way content is shared on here vs livejournal, even in its heyday, is wildly different
- we’ll be seeing more closed fandom spaces on other sites, but we will not see the same massive audience we see here
- this site defies predictive analysis because it is, i think, the sixth circle of hell. fuck it, you know? we all die eventually
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me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent
me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:
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character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*
their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*
me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*
me:

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In times of true crises, it’s important for all men to come together for the greater good. Like getting Dr. Roth off the catnip. Again.
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anime being localized for children: *has a best friend character*
b-list VA who can do a thick new yorker accent:
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When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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Prius + 20MM Vulcan Canon —— Welcome To America!!
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The Prince of Egypt (1998), dir. Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner, Simon Wells
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I posted a photo of myself and my family cooking Thanksgiving dinner on my story and my friend replied “we get it, your family is functional”

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