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fearsome four my beloved...

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Giga Brained Cog Bosses HC Hours Feat BG (PART 2)

This one’s gunna include some self indulgent romantic shit cuz I’m a whore!!! LET’S GO:

-The Vice President can sing! I like to imagine that all four bosses can sing, but VP is the one who’s the most blatant about it, aka he’d be the first to bolt at the opportunity to go up on a stage, loving all the eyes on him.

-VP also probably approves of every single jingle that’s composed by Sellbot HQ, and they’re so good at making music that they’ve got it down to a fucking science, where every song they play for a product WILL get stuck in a toon’s head.

-And speaking of catchy songs, here’s my personal voice claim for the Vice President :> !! : https://youtu.be/w_9hkafRBso

-The Sellbot is a very cheeky and charming motherfucker, who loves publicly flirting with his Bodyguard so his crush on her is the most obvious.

-He’s a very affectionate man, and is the cog most into PDA outta the four of them. He will very much let BG sit with him while he works just so she can constantly keep complimenting him, and he’ll compliment the fuck outta them right back, whether there’s someone in front of him or not. In public, he puts up his charming act and reacts confidently to their words, but in a more private setting, the VP can’t help but feel a little flustered himself when BG gently plants kisses all over his two faces.

-Meanwhile, the Cashbot CFO believes that money and luxurious items and trips will surely win The Bodyguard over rather than “embarrassing them to the public with cheap words”.

-When it comes to emotions, however, the CFO is... a goddamn tsundere, not gunna fuckin lie! Like in public he acts like there’s nothing going on with his Bodyguard n him, based on how loud n cold he is at everyone, even to them, especially on bad days when toons are invading the Cashbot HQ. The Bodyguard will compliment him anyways, knowing him, and in public he doesn’t react affectionately. He instead responds with shit like “Of course i’m great with money.” or “You’re goddamn right those toons got what they had comin,” whenever he (or she) manages to Sadden an entire party. But once work’s done for the day, especially on those bad days, the CFO will take every opportunity to summon BG over to him just so they can... “help him relax,” as he puts it.

She knows the CFO has a hard time expressing himself, especially when it comes to love, so she already knows that when this boss says that, he means he just wants to be cuddled n shown lots of love n affection to wind down. And The Bodyguard has lots of fun getting to shower him in affection while the CFO can’t even look at her in the eyes while grumbling to them to keep going. Yes he is embarrassed, yes he is blushing, yes he enjoys it very much anyways.

-The Lawbot CJ is definitely the one out of the four who’s the most subtle about his feelings, and would rather spend his time with his BG having genuinely deep conversations, reading books about the history of lawmaking, and listening to fine, classical music than whatever the fuck the previous two bozos do.

-I absolutely had a voice for him in mind since day 1, and that’s Shere Khan from: https://youtu.be/wh39vNCoq8M

-Of course, Chief Justice is the MOST adamant about keeping himself and his lawbots as pristine and in-line as possible. Disrespecting him absolutely earns anyone a mallet to the fucking head like teachers with rulers KAHFJSHCJJSJDJSJ

-The Bossbot CEO is the type to show his Bodyguard a good time through games. He’ll challenge her whenever he’s in the mood for some fun to golf matches or games of her choosing, and the CEO’s surprised at how much of a quick learner she can be.

-Still, the Bodyguard isn’t the best at everything, including golf, so the CEO will often teach her the best ways to play while getting up close and personal with them. And they Never mind.

-He’s actually the finest dancer out of the four, when he’s got Legs to Use, that is. Like with his gothic music playing, he dances perfectly to the rhythm and often times likes to be a flirty show-off.

-Bosses the other bosses around, even though the other three have no problem talking back to him and sassing his ass.

-Also I have a personal HC that while the bosses DO prefer to roll in style with their treads, when they’re off the clock and want to just kick back(and be an even Bigger threat to toons), they can switch their lower bodies to an optional pair of legs instead of the treads, that way they have more legroom(ha) to move around AND they’ll be too tall for toons to ever throw shit at! That way they can vibe without issue.

-The CEO is commonly the one known for his frequent high-end banquets. However, once a year, all four bosses will gather to the Chief Executive Tower with all their cogs for their most massive, luxurious party yet. Every cog is required to look their absolute best, so you already Know both the cogs and their bosses will be wearing different, fancier outfits while the bosses have been dressed and polished to absolute perfection. Of course no toon has ever managed to crash one of these parties because it’s Literally Every Cog in one area, so the machines have been able to have these annual parties without a hitch or without worry. Even the Chairman makes an appearance at this event, but he always leaves before the night has barely begun, so it’s sort of an unspoken rule amongst the cogs that everyone has to Wait for the Chairman to leave before they can Really have fun.

Yes there will be food and drinks, yes there will be chatting and dancing, yes all four bosses are going to smoke and get wasted out of their minds on this ONE night, and Y E S they’re going to drunkenly sing songs together and play hilarious rounds of poker that end up with CJ passed out on the table, the CFO with wearing shitty lopsided oversized sunglasses arguing with the CEO who’s got an oversized lamp on his head, and the VP straight up eating the fucking chips, laughing his fucking ass off while watching the arguing.

BRIEF BODYGUARD MOMENTS/HCS:

-All four cogs are Very Much Aware that BG has feelings for them after one certain incident, and now all of them Relish, they fucking THRIVE on making BG super flustered. All they have to do is look Directly At Her and make flirty comments and she is MUSH she ME L T S Bodyguard dissolves into a GIGGLY BITCH AND HER FACE GETS SO RED

-BG was only meant to be one out of the four bodyguards, but after An Earlier, Much More Negative incident involving toons, she ended up embodying all four of the suits that were meant to be for four toons total.

-The Bodyguard, when she was still fully a toon, wanted to be a singer, and she still has the pipes for it to this day. So now, whenever a department is doing particularly low and she’s got the time for it, she can boost productivity with her voice and a bit of music.

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What are your headcannons for sellbots?

[CRACKS KNUCKLES SO HARD MY HANDS BREAK] 

- Extremely competitive with each other, generally have to meet pretty strict sales quotas

- Probably the most petty and vengeful out of the cog types, very persistent when it comes to getting revenge

- Has the most non-violent interactions with toons, trying to sweet talk them into buying timeshare scams, overpriced / faulty goods, insurance plans, etc 

- Jellybeans are worthless to the cogs, but it is still one of the goals of sellbots to sell / scam toons out of all the jellybeans they have, so they have less beans to invest in anti-cog technology among other things

- Sellbots also are the primary manufacturers for the cogs and are responsible for shelling out a lot of office supplies and other materials that cogs hold so dearly

- Due to their nature, some Sellbots have a tendency to even scam other cogs, but the ones that do have a hard time scamming Cashbots out of all the other cog types

- EXTREMELY fake, even to each other

- Masters of the art of persuasion, this cog type is the most likely to get accused of being Toon Sympathizers, but are the best at getting toons to trust them

- Similar to how Bossbots (lower tier ones in particular) are afraid of the CEO, Sellbots fear confrontation with the VP due to how demanding the VP is

- Like the sales they push, Sellbots are very fast and impatient. They resent toons (and cogs!) that need time to “think over” a sales deal

- Widely considered the least scary type of cogs by toons, but don’t let them fool you because their goofy smiles and seemingly less serious nature are Entirely On Purpose

- Competitive with Bossbots over the Stock Market

- Typically work closely with Cashbots, some Sellbots have been known to share offices with Cashbots

- Are not as well respected as the other cog types, and are particularly looked down on by Lawbots and Bossbots, but arguably some of the most hard working. 

- Tendency to be very neurotic and unstable, they also thrive off of ‘coffee’ (oil) more than the other cog types.

- Not as obsessed with status as other cog types, and focus more on performance (But don’t get me wrong, they still have a heavy focus on status / work position) 

- LOVE to gossip, probably moreso than any other cog type

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Cool-down Sketches from last night

Flippy they’re dating

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my part of an art trade with koza (@ tinkerjinks on twitter) still like how this came out…

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⚙️🎵Songbird of Sunshine🎵⚙️

Art Trade Remake for @cellydawn ! Happy birthday 🎁💜

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i was struck by inspiration

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stag's cog bosses headcanons/fanon

(also some personal gender/sexuality hcs too bcuz why not)

- though the cog bosses may have a lot of different promoted cogs' memories inside them, there is still an overall stable personality that is essentially, The Cog Boss. with some variance over time.

- the chairman is always watching.

vp (any pronouns, bi/pan)

- the vp is a deceitful, cheerful, two-faced piece of shit and also your best friend forever.

- has the demeanor of a golden retriever. you just can't stay mad at her.

- skilled manipulator and extremely charismatic, and knows exactly what he's doing.

- would say "poggers" unironically.

- social drinker and smoker.

- enjoys getting all buddy-buddy and messing with the other bosses, but with less malice than normal.

- likes and values their cogs, and often takes the time to know them personally. has a strong rapport with their sellbots as a result, and they're very loyal and tell the vp everything.

- really likes the cfo. does it extend to more than business partners? that's for him to know and for you to find out.

- thinks the cj is an annoying nerd and stuck up and snooty.

- the ceo views vp as a rival. she doesn't care and sees them as a bratty younger sibling.

cfo (he/him trans man, achillian/vincian)

- collects and hoards vast quantities of everything gold and glitzy.

- also likes to collect rare objects and even toon paraphernalia.

- rumor has it that he also hoards deactivated/retired cogs as well as wealth. it is said there are stacks of old cogs stored in the basement vaults of cbhq.

- keeps his things organized. will be upset if someone messes with his system.

- hardheaded and stubborn, especially touchy when it comes to money. unless it's the sellbots and the vp, in which case it's mostly fine.

- irritable and easy to annoy, has punched holes in walls out of sheer anger before.

- really weirdly strong, the strongest among the cog bosses.

- drinks oil via pouring it in his face's drawer.

- smokes a lot for that sweet, sweet nicotine hit.

- average boss to his cashbots. nothing to write home about.

- gets along very well with the vp and trusts him a lot.

- amiable with the cj. bros.

- simply does not like the ceo. has physically brawled with him before and the cfo won.

cj (he/him token cis, demi)

- analytical and occasionally philosophical.

- often intrigued by toons and their toony properties, the nature of law and interpretation, etc.

- the most patient and tolerant of all of the cog bosses. except for when it comes to toons.

- tends to overindulge in alcohol when upset or bored, probably shouldn't.

- doesn't need eyes to see. :)

- pun lover. terrible pun lover. unique among the cog bosses for his deep appreciation of wordplay.

- has the legal power to reprimand other cog bosses, rarely does so.

- his lawbots have a loyal yet fearful respect for him, as he has high standards for his department and clearcut rules for them.

- dislikes the vp for being an immature rulesbender, but also admires her charisma.

- no strong feelings either way on the cfo. they're vibing.

- has a difficult relationship with the ceo, as the ceo likes to antagonize and bait reactions out of him but the cj attempts to form genuine bonds with him. they play golf together. the cj is bad at golf.

ceo (he/they masc nonbinary, aroace)

- aggressive, competitive bastard. needs to always win and prove that they're just better than everyone else.

- frequently destructive when angry.

- feels like he's the worst, acts like he's the best.

- genuinely unable to figure out the emotions of others and often insensitive as a result.

- smokes because he thinks it looks cool.

- extremely fearful of the chairman, and for good reason.

- subject to anxious, racing thoughts that make them lash out at others in an attempt to get rid of the source of stress.

- arbitrarily cruel to their bossbots. their underlings are terrified of them as a result, because who knows when the ceo will randomly thwack you into a wall just for existing at a particular place at a particular time.

- does not like the vp, views them as a rival to overtake and be better than.

- does not like the cfo. has a long-standing grudge against him.

- likes to mess with the cj and rile him up, tries to push away any potential "friendship". they do play golf together but the ceo only views it as yet another competition in which he always wins because the cj is not good at golf.

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some silly blobs

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long time no veep

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