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I wrote another short story and this one is very short so it is definitely normal. It has no space to be weird.

How to escape the well

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I have deep love for the cat.

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i love vultures they're like coworkers to me

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Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

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surely this hasnt been done already right

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i compile the story (at least main one) of the moon rabbit here! so it's easier to read the entire thing

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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You don't see many invisible guys around anymore. What's up with that?

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New procedure

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