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Greek sculpture from the Classical Period at the National Archaeological Museum in Athens.

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At the end of the Twilight book Bella said Alice helped her shower when she had her leg in a cast which means Alice has seen Bella at least half naked which means Edward has seen Bella naked too (because Alice has no idea how to keep the gay tucked away) and you are an ignorant fool if you think he hasn't definitelly beaten his icicle to that

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You can place one “fuck” throughout the ENTIRE saga, where do you put it?

My personal contenders are:

“YOU NICK NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE FUCKING LOCKNESS MONSTER?”

“It’s the fucking florescence.”

”Is she even fucking Italian?”

“I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that... as if you could out run me... as if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.” “I don’t fucking care.”

“How long have you been 17?” “A fucking while.”

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jake: welcome to the “fuck vampires” support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that pathetic excuse of a monster

jake: but first, a few words from our newest member

bella, sweating: so, i may have misunderstood-

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                 women on tv + that very specific and highly satisfying wings shot 

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there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

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YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

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me havin gay thoughts about billy

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the last thing u see before she stomps u to death

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he really snuck into her window at night and watched her sleep and we all were young and the 2008 recession was going on and we were just like “yeah okay sure”

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edward, at home, practicing his vows to bella: “i had absolutely nothing before i had you - you are my everything. i live and will die for you, the only thing i love”

the rest of the cullens, a few rooms over, cursed w super hearing:

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Source on Edward being “the dumbest bitch alive”?

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some of y’all have never given much thought to how you would die and it shows

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Oh baby, I’m a fool for you. 

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i just realised bella swan is the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl and that’s why the world thought she was weak and boring. because she wasn’t trying to make men feel better about themselves.

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twilight au where Edward doesn’t save Bella from the car but she survives anyway bc she has an adrenaline rush it’s very common you can google it