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dude your fucking blue ranger just bit me

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>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck.

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tweet of all time

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on a scale of trent reznor to billy corgan how well did your meeting with robert smith go

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[ID: Meme that reads "I bring a sort of "The Patriarchy was defined by Cis Feminists and the Definition Should be Updated To Better Represent the Lived Experiences of Trans and Intersex People" Vibe to Transfeminist Theory that Radfems don't really like" the background is a photo of a man with a backwards baseball cap looking into the distance while standing outside /end ID]

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entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

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INTERROGATION

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Assorted surreal body horror creatures - mostly traditional art

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URGENT: Adoption Request: Tawfik has 280 hours to pay his tuition.

If he doesn't, he will have wasted USD $2,500 on registration fees he won't be refunded for.

I don't have the time right now to focus on fundraising like I did in the recent past. Tawfik and I need YOUR support to make this happen. Even if you can't donate, I highly encourage you to adopt this campaign, promote it, keep track of updates, and/or share with others. You can write your own post or spread this one. If you adopt this campaign, I'd appreciate if you left a reply for our peace of mind.

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Updated: Sep 21

Member(s): @tawfikblog, @90-tawfik

Verification: @/90-ghost

Payment methods: PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, credit/debit. Here is his Paypal campaign where you can donate as little as $1.

Summary: Tawfik's campaign needs to reach $5,000 USD so he can enroll in online university classes for the semester.

Current progress:

USD $ 1,087 1,497 / 5,000

(short term / 18,860)

Campaign details:

Tawfik is a software engineering student in Palestine trying to continue his education by enrolling in online classes at an Egyptian university.

He already raised roughly USD $2,500 in late July through a now closed Paypal campaign and paid the school as an application and reservation fee. This is nonrefundable.

Now he needs to pay $3,000 for tuition by Sep 30 in Egypt, set at 12am.

Accounting for additional costs, his campaign would need to reach $5,000 (see math section below)

He needs to make ~$350 every day to reach this goal in time.

Math:

Please let me know if I screwed up the calculation somewhere.

He needs to make ~$350 every day to reach this goal in time.

Tawfik has already spent the $1,052 already earned to care for his family, so it is excluded from my calculation for now.

Assuming 300 donations needed to get an additional $3k, Gofundme will take 2.9% ($87) and $0.30 per donation ($90). After that, his bank takes 12% ($339), and he ends up with $2,484.

So to cover additional fees, he'll need around an extra ~$700 (which is subjected to fees as well.

$3,000 + $700 + $1,052 (campaign money he already used) = $4,752

To be safe, I've rounded this up to $5,000.

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All of you should take a good look. This is what happens to traitors

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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honestly orson welles had the right idea when he said that he likes to fag it up with gay men. more straight men should do that