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freaky mammal......................

freaky mammal?

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freaky mammal?

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hey mutuals ive been busy with law school . i did go to a union protest yesterday for a cause i have been putting up posters for yippee!!

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dont listen to the haters i bet they dont even have ANY research grade sightings on inaturalist ......

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join iNaturalist or else

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I love when you post a species on inat and seconds later someone called "salamandergirl" "solidagoman" or "troutlilly_identifier" swoops in to ID it. Like yeah, you know what youre about. I trust your ID of my Bombus bimaculatus, "bombusboy200"

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this one Fucking woman on inaturalist seems to spam upload observations of this one kind of minnow to an insane degree. theyre clogging up the identify tab because nobody wants to confirm her observing one kind of minnow LITERALLY A HUNDRED TIMES IN ONE BEND OF A RIVER

WHO ASKED FOR THIS

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Day 1 crate training my plant

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*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

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Just sharing this video because I haven’t seen it on hl tumblr yet 

Transcript: 

So, what’s your favorite PC game? 

NO not Quake

I’m talkin’ about HALF LIFE-

MEDIC

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why are r/dogfree like this. that's an dog you idiot they don't have any comprehension of human bodily autonomy

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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

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one of the unspoken struggles of a mixed race relationship is how it plays into the difficulty level of personalised guess who games

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if this person posted this to tumblr they would of been beaten to death with rocks i tell you what.

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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As I sit here in front of my massive pile of essays to grade, I share some highlights I have had over the years.

Kid writes Twilight fanfiction and inserts me into it. (Creepy and kind of concerning?)

Kid writes real people fiction about marrying Harry Styles and getting into a slap fight with Taylor Swift

Kid writes the entire plot of One Piece and changes the names to "Ken" and "Bob".

Kid writes ATLA and changes Aang to "Ling".

Fanfiction is everywhere my guys, and I encourage it...but also it's probably not a good idea to try to pass off the plot of One Piece and ATLA as your own to your geeky English prof who also happens to write fanfiction.

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the amount of times they made that boy cry just isnt right