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Oh my god, beanie Phoenix and layton would be a literally unbeatable pairing for a toxic duo working at the coffee shop that loathe everything about you but can't lose their jobs so have found a compliant way to only indirectly hint at it.

i like it when they're not nice

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Lo! Tis' not all you had!

Does anyone have this

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KGLW's Drag Outfits, an Intellectual Review

Stu: bubble gum pop princess, she doesn't know how to dress but somehow she's the coolest woman you know

Lukey: effortless, chic. the kind of girl who always carries extra pads and tampons in case someone needs them, the kind of girl who always compliments other women in the club bathroom.

Cookie: my mom at a brunch

Cavs: a troll doll

Amby: The year is 1928. We travel to the German countryside. By day, Ambrose lives a morose life, working in their father's Grule Factory and trying to save up enough money to escape to somewhere beautiful. But at night, Ambrose transforms into who she truly is, the beautiful Ambrosia. Ambrosia - so confident and elegant in ways that Ambrose could never be - is who Ambrose dreams they will become when they are finally able to escape, escape to somewhere beautiful. Under the cover of darkness, Ambrosia sneaks past her sleeping father and out into the crisp fall air, hiding her mother's finest dress beneath her clothes. The dress - a deep sapphire, resplendent with jewels and beaded fringe that sparkles beneath the moon - is the last thing that Ambrosia has to remember her sweet mother, who died in The War. Ambrosia makes it though the darkness on the edge of town and emerges, fully embodied, under the bright show lights of the Kerzenlicht Kabarett. Here at the Kabarett, everything is beautiful and everyone is free. Ambrose's world may be filled with despair, but here Ambrosia can live as she pleases, and twirl under the stage lights - her mother's gown a whirlwind of love and the promise of a better life. If only for a few stolen hours, Ambrosia is truly free.

Joey: slut 💋

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i always thought it was silly that people would get so pedantic & heated over the idea of fantasy novels using words derived from real locations like "champagne" or "lesbian" or whatever. "a fantasy setting cant have words that are dependent on real-world context" i have bad news for you about all words

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from twitter (based on)

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They did SO many cock zoom ins on him and he wouldn't stop popping his pussy

the way this isn't even drag he just looks bisexual

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This post made me finally understand that song. There were parts of that song that always didn't quite make sense to me, but now it all clicks.

Thank you for making me attempt to look at it as not a sex song.

It's crazy how many people use Death of the Author to mean "separating the art from the artist" when it's actually not supposed to have anything to do with who the author is as a person and is supposed to be about the idea that the author's interpretation of their own work should not be seen as the definitive, correct opinion on that work. Like you're not supposed to invoke Death of the Author when JK Rowling devotes her entire life and fortune to transphobia, you're supposed to invoke it when Trent Reznor says Closer by Nine Inch Nails isn't a sex song.

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I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

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i'm sorry but this is like the perfect storm. we are going to see a level of annoyingness never before seen.

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This is just awful

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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I don't know what was in the water, but it was either hot or muddy for sure.

it's funny how you'll tell people king gizzard released 5 albums in 2017 and they'll be like "haha okay... they can't all have been good though" and it's like no actually they were kind of the best albums of all time

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derin have you heard about the cheese caves? because i think you’d enjoy them

This is also, incidentally, a huge part of why we grew up under the vague impression that if we didn't constantly chug milk then all of our bones would crumble to dust.

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