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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal
#for me it's dark souls 1 sound effects#specifically#Dark Souls undead male hurt sounds with cave ambience
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Me, twisting a rubber band around my left nut so I can make the next Michelangelo
the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#sword and forbidden ice#do NOT put that in your drink young lady#a book name so nonsensical id be a fool to skip it
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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now
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I feel like being given a feast, but having harpies steal any food I reach for is more me.
Tag yourself with your obtuse mythological eternal punishment, I'm a #Phineus for suuure
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold
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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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