cephalomon
vampire aquarium
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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it
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#i think grocery apps are the only things that should have trending pages actually.#idgaf abt celebrities i wanna know what the most popular vegetable is for the week#stealing prev bc real
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everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us
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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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i think im annoying my supervisor by asking her so many questions abt my schedule but also this is my first jobbbb i wanna make sure im not doing anything wrong
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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when the artists voice cracks in desperation 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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