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Jellyfish Umbrella <-

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Works by Raul Colón

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Sacabambaspis.

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for the last few years I've been really thinking about getting a dumb phone and getting rid of my smartphone/wait until it dies a painful death and so far my biggest drawback was the camera thing but this summer I realised how much daily life hinges on you having a smartphone

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My gentle monster

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Put him back in there

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groundskeeper

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Horse figure of the day: Global Views Libertino Horse

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today while we were at my adoptiversary dinner we heard a woman almost-shout "would you marry me?" and when i say she almost shouted i mean she said this Very Loud. So immediately me and my party tune in. Next thing we hear is "Would you marry a brown girl?" Whole party looks at each other like 👁👁. Somehow she said this louder than the first sentence. A few seconds later, "Would you marry a Mexican?" Mind you, the woman saying all of this is deeply caucasian.

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Naughty is for real the unsexiest aord in the world you're not santa who do you think you are

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One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind

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in 50 years the mcelroy brothers are still doing their podcast and they release an episode ending it early "because justin is getting really old and we don't want to have to do a sad one" and then justin starts coughing a lot and everyone starts talking faster

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ゆかで　だらる　オレと家主

I and my landlady take rests with sloppy styles on the floor