cephalopod-truther
cephalopod-truther
One Day We Will All Be Violently Murdered By Octopodes
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Doechii Stan | Dinosaur Enthusiast | Minecraft Player Dedicated to spreading the truth of the Octopus Uprising
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cephalopod-truther · 13 hours ago
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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cephalopod-truther · 13 hours ago
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They’re the same picture
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cephalopod-truther · 14 hours ago
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
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cephalopod-truther · 14 hours ago
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yuri shipping
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cephalopod-truther · 14 hours ago
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andrew cuomo just conceded to zohran and said "he won"
bye sweaty!!!!
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cephalopod-truther · 14 hours ago
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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what the fuck
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cephalopod-truther · 14 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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