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mister house this is a wendy's

Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little idiot? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, mess my stuff up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

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we can all relate

Love notes 💖💖💖

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Hop might be descended from Mexico and or another country with pyramids.

I saw a post a while ago talking about the photo of pyramids in Hop’s room. They didn’t mention how Mexico has pyramids, and those pictures be of a Pokémon game with pyramids. It would also fit with the soccer theme, as soccer (or fútbol no mi mates yo soy de Argentina) is very popular in Latin America. Probably a stretch, but I needed to post something, anyways, I’ll be posting more soon! :)

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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I’m sorry about the hiatus. I left tumblr for a bit. I’m back though :)

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Boom. Here’s the link.

Anyway, here's a link to sign the petition, I've got more information shared on my main blog @j0rnbl0g if you want more info on donating!

http://chng.it/gLwbjygtQF

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My most recent Bulbasaur vs my first when I was 6 years old xD

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Please. Please. Please, sign the George Floyd petition. Please.

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This hair is amazing. Not a Pokémon post but here’s something lol

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Sorry I haven’t been posting, I’ll post later in the afternoon. Stay tuned! :)

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Here’s another dumb idea I had. (Spoilers I guess)

Bottom of Hammerlocke creatures (declassified)

On the last floor of Hammerlocke, we keep all the Pokémon that could harm People in anyway locked up. Exposure to some could kill people, while others can leave pain that nothing can heal. There have also been some Pokémon which we have created as weapons against other forces. Raihan is not part of it, but he barely approved of it. Either way, he couldn’t stop something made by the Chairman.

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I’m sorry I haven’t been posting too much, but I have a small theory. Everyone says Swsh takes place in a different timeline than the rest of the games, due to Opal being like 88. Remember that one Pokémon origins episode that explained Pokémon battling without Pokeballs? What if Swsh takes place in the same timeline, but the first league started in Galar, and one of the first leaders was Opal, who battled but didn’t use Pokeballs? Oak was the first Champion, but this league might not have had a Champion. I’m not sure if I believe it, but it’s interesting.

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Here’s a dumb Pokémon fic I thought up

Declassified: Kalos Cold

Some have rumored there is a girl in Kalos who enjoys scaring locals. She seems to have black hair, very pale skin, and a black outfit. A few years ago, an Illness fell upon Kalos. Every time there was a victim, you could here a very faint, “hello..” in the top of a office in Kalos. Some report she also can be found in Galar. That is all the information we have about her.

The swift wind tore away the paper. “Hey. Do we need that?” A member of the police it seemed shaked his head. “That paper is old. There’s no use in it. They continued walking. The gym challenge had just ended, crowning Gloria the victor. But, at the bottom of it all, where eternatus was found, you could now find a black haired individual locked at the very bottom.

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Here’s a dumb headcannon,

The switches you see in Hops house, (and the rest of the rivals probably have one too) have a copy of a game similar to Pokémon Swsh, where you try to defeat the league, and the Chairman pays for a new copy every year, like Fifa.

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Not to second your theory or anything but that could also be why he starts to thrive once he gets to ballonlea because it's nice and dark there, from what we've seen too. One less thing for him to worry about, and it allows him to further focus on himself and his Pokemon!

Yeah! That totally makes sense! Thank you for your opinion. :)

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Asks are open for anything!