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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Just a joke based on the implication made about the dark urge's hobbies and this scene in brooklyn99.

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when you cast magic in athkatla without a licence

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can't a wizard live his best life without getting arrested by the cowled wizards smh

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So, I'm on Daeran-commissioning spree, so here's another one by awesome 08HWO. I just can't stop staring at it! Posted with permission of course. Artist's tumblr is inactive, so here's her twitter.

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Bhaal @ Durge

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Good Aligned Dark Urge Going for a Long Rest at Camp

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nightly surprises

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This mental image has been haunting me all day

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divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"

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Listen to me. Hey hey! Listen to me! You paid 60 United States Dollars for Baldur’s Gate 3 regardless if that was a month or three years ago. If you want to reload a save every time you fail a perception check or roll a naty one. Do it. If you want to meta-game and save Alfira as the Dark Urge. Do it. If you want the mod that removes the inspiration cap. Get it. If you want to bump down your difficulty during a hard fight. Do it. If you want a drow with red hair. Do it.

I’m giving you permission right now to do whatever you want with the game regardless of rules others are putting in place for you to follow. They’re your Tav and it’s your story - have fun with it

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Jennifer English playing Baldur's Gate 3: guys what is the start button 🥺 Neil Newbon playing BG3: I don't actually remember playing the game, once I load it up the spirit of Astarion takes over my mortal body and I wake up and I've pickpocketed everyone and half the NPCs are dead

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lae'zels >:)

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Nightly interventions at camp

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Baldur's Gate 3

Meme pack from our camp to yours (part 2)