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*hands you box of dog toys bacon and baby stuff* baby shower gift

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If you had a child, would only one body be carrying it? Would all three carry identical children?

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Cerberus, what would you do if you had only one body for a day? Would anything change significantly? Oh, and. *give each of her bodies a plate full of Bacon(like a 1,000 strips or so, per plate) out of kindness* heard you like bacon, here you go!

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Hey Cerberus,Why don't you meet Rick O'Connell?(mummy film series)He was an American adventurer who slaughtered many monsters and enemies,Americans who fought in the war against Tuareg and World War II,and He's there's no comparison Helltaker! Finally he's gonna slaughter Roermaster with one shot hehehe 😈

Brendan Fraiser is an ACTOR dumbass. None of those accomplishments are real; that’s like saying Crisp Rat could take on Bowser in a one-on-one fight just because he was cast as Mario in a movie. Second, Helltaker literally fought off the hordes of HELL ITSELF as well as survived deadly traps AND Judgement’s Sin Machine. Not to mention the fact that Loremaster is far more dangerous than Lucy was if just because of how powerful and unhinged she has become over the millennia.

Plus his character Rick O’Connel would have been dead for millennia, so it’s pointless to compare a corpse to the queen of Hell.

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I know that you are one soul, just with three bodies, but do you have more bodies? Are you able to get more?

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That is the cutest outfit the girls have on

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Rai-mun: I missed you three doggos! ^^ Free head pats!

*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*

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Can we give the puppers pats after so long

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Do you want to have sex three times?

The puppers are back!

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Okay so when the puppies are born, will they be triplets of mind too? Come to think of it, would each of you birth 3 at a time or is that not how it works? It's kinda confusing.

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So wait wait, how because Cerberus is a fused soul, doesn't that mean that when the pups are born, they'll be exactly like their mother?

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Just clarifying something here.

This is an ASK blog, not a RP blog. And even when I DO make RP actions, it’s with mutuals only. I won’t RP with just anybody who pops up in my Inbox. 

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Have you had morning sickness? (Normal: demon pussy Intellectuals: hellcat)

Please leave your memes out of the asks, Void.

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*Presents an offering of bacon-infused pancakes to the mighty triple demon for their approval*

She's watched Adventure Time.

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* water brakes puppies are coming out*

No Godmodding allowed.

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Rai-mun: "Whenever your puppies are born, they'll no doubt be beautiful." *pets the doggos*

The watch dog lets out a cute bark of satisfaction as the Kirin pets her three bodies, her tails wagging frantically behind her in contentment.

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what the, where am I *notices Cerberus* what the, who are you?

What? Were you expecting a warm welcome from a demon?