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Sal's snippets #61 #3

There had been a lot of changes in the hotel, and while some of them had been much-needed changes, some of them Charlie had rebelled against. However, Charlie and Vaggie, by extension, had been backed into a corner, and they had been unable to defend themselves. "So rather than get rid of the television, that can be used to spy on you and those who live at the hotel, you would rather expose them to a predator and someone who would sell all of their secrets online just for a few views and some clout." Sarah had leaned over Charlie, and Charlie had shrunk into the chair. Vaggie went to step in between them. "You claim to love her, and yet, instead of getting rid of anything that belongs to VoxTek, you keep hold of it. Vox has the ability to hypnotise people. What do you think will happen if there are enough Sinners in the hotel and he hypnotises them?" Whatever retort Vaggie had on her lips died in an instant; it was clear that Vaggie hadn't stopped to consider why Alastor had been so adamant about not having a television in the hotel. She, much like Charlie, had assumed that it was due to the fact that it was another form of media. Angel even confirmed that Vox was known for hypnotising others; it was how he was able to stay in power for so long. That and the other Vees. Even then, no one wanted to get on the wrong side of Vox. After that, the televisions had been removed from the hotel, and while Angel had protested at first, it had been more of a token protest than an actual one. He had no desire to be spied on. But Angel had known that if he hadn't protested, and Vox had found out? Then Valentino would have learned about it, and he wouldn't be happy in the slightest, and Angel had no desire to be stuck in the studio, having demon after demon use him while he was pumped full of drugs to the point that he would die from another overdose. Even then, Valentino would only stop until he rengerated and then he would be right back in the thick of things. Still, even though they didn't have a television any more didn't mean that they didn't have things to do. Charlie was always coming up with new ideas for redemption, the hotel was under attack on a daily basis, and without the threat of being spied on. Alastor was a riot to be around, and Angel was starting to understand why Vox was so obsessed with the other Overlord. Alastor had a wicked sense of humour, and he could whip up a feast like nobody's business, not to mention his daughter was no slouch in the kitchen either. Angel had no idea what Vox had done to ruin the relationship between him and Alastor, but Angel? He was not going to make the same mistake. Angel hadn't been this well fed and healthy in a long time, and it showed; his fur was shinier than it had ever been, and he had gotten more than one compliment about how soft it felt. So no, he wasn't going to give it up.

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Radioapple AU S2-E2 ; The trial How i imagine the first encounter with Michael in my AU Lucifer is not allowed inside during the trial , so he wait outside under the rain , he dosen't know his brother is the judge

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Angel Alastor au and he’s in a middle of love triangle between Lucifer and Michael

I don’t know if I might write it; I just know I would be interested in reading a fic similar to it

Lucifer first meets Alastor during the annual extermination meetings and it was pretty bad. Alastor was originally destined to go to hell, but Michael pulled some strings and Alastor was made an angel. It became a big controversy and normally Lucifer wouldn’t care much, but after meeting Alastor, Lucifer knew that guy didn’t belong in heaven. Sure Adam and his exorcists were sadistic and bloodthirsty, but Alastor was already a serial killer in life and wasn’t really righteous as Michael claimed.

It pissed Lucifer off because hell was meant for souls who did evil in life, yet this random sinner gets a free ride and given an important position in heaven?! It gets worse when Lucifer finds out that the reason was because Michael had the hots for the guy! Meanwhile Lucifer and his family are trapped with the worst of the worst! It was outrageous and wasn’t even discussed with Lucifer about Michael technically poaching one his ‘people’

However, throughout the years, Alastor and Lucifer would eventually start to tolerate each other. Then that turned to a genuine friendship and slowly the two began to grow feelings for each other. One day Lucifer brought an idea to Alastor

Lucifer: You know, since you love killing sinners so much, maybe you wanna stay in a hell for bit? Cause there’s some very bad people who actually take advantage of Hell’s system and aren’t really paying for their crimes

Alastor: Hmm…you make a good point there my good fellow. But I don’t know if your brother would even allow it.

Alastor grimaces when he thinks of that clingy and possessive angel. Always following him around and reminding Alastor how ‘fortunate’ he should be that Michael ‘rescued’ him from damnation.

Lucifer knew all about it and growled when he thought of that self entitled prick being near Alastor. He knew the man held no feelings for the archangel but wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Lucifer: Just a few days shouldn’t hurt right?

Alastor: Why not, I think I can persuade Michael for a small sabbatical around hell.

Lucifer could barely contain himself. Once Alastor spends time in hell, he wouldn’t want to leave. From what he’s told Lucifer, he’s been bored in heaven as there’s nothing to do there. Sure he has his Radiostation but he can never be his true self around the other angels. So it would be a benefit for both if Lucifer were to get Alastor ‘fall’ right? Alastor was originally destined to be here, it would make sense for Lucifer to get back one of his people.

That’s all I got

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Sal's snippets #61 #2

Alastor knew that it would take time for Sarah to accept those who lived at the hotel as hers; it wasn't going to be an easy thing, and so far, they hadn't done a very good job of endearing themselves to her. Which would be impressive if he didn't want the opposite. Alastor was aware that if he left the hotel, then it would crumble around them; he did far more than any of them knew, and he didn't get a single thanks for it. Not that he was looking for a thanks. The sadistic part of Alastor wanted to leave and watch as the hotel crumbled into ruins. He wanted to watch as everything they had built got destroyed, and all that was left were broken dreams and shattered hopes. He was tempted to do it. Part of him whispered that he could always try to find Sarah another sibling, and if that didn't work? Well, she still has Stolas and Octavia. Yet as he watched Sarah wrangle them all under control with a few words, he squashed the whispering voice; if Sarah had truly taken offence, then she would have dealt with it. Swiftly. Still, he was her father, and he had raised her since she had been a baby; he was going to be protective of her. Regardless of how old she got. "Alright, sit down and shut up." Ah, there it was; it seemed as if someone had pushed one too many buttons. Angel Dust seemed to understand that she was not someone to cross, and while normally the spider demon would have no qualms about pressing someone's buttons, he knew that there was a time to do so. This was not one of those times. The instincts that had kept him alive and safe under Valentino were whispering to shut up and keep his head down. That she was not someone who he wanted to piss off. He grabbed Husk and sat on the settee with the former Overlord. A shiver ran down his spine, and Angel got the feeling that things were about to change in the hotel.

Although, whether it was for better or worse? He couldn't say, he didn't want to say, he knew that Charlie wouldn't be able to protect them, not from the smiling threat of the Radio Demon and not from his daughter. Not when it was clear as crystal just whose side the Radio Demon would be on. Whose side he would always be on. Regardless of who he was facing. Angel had not forgotten the stories, those that were spoken in husked voices and demons looking over their shoulder for fear of summoning the Radio Demon. He had earned the title Overlord Slayer for a reason. He had toppled powers that had been in Hell for centuries in a matter of months, and Angel? He had no intentions of being one of them.

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I gave you all that you can drink, and it has never been enough

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When i saw that one of the stories you had planned was set during the eden era it's had my mind in a choke hold

Just imagining Alastor waking up naked in Eden laying against the tree of knowledge only able to access his voodoo and shadow magic since the realm he calls home doesn't exist yet.

He pulls on what's binding him to this new place to gauge the damage Charlie caused with the botched spell she cast while borrowing Lucifers magic. The last word he heard was Charlie begging him and the king to get along.

As Alastor wraps his shadows around himself as makeshift clothes he comes to terms that the only way he has a chance of returning to the timeline he came from is forging a relationship with the man that would one day be the Devil.

Problem

The Future King doesn't yet have the physical markers they bore in Hell and he, annoyingly has an identical twin. The only physical difference between them are their halos. Choosing the wrong one could trap him here permanently. Disinterest in Heaven and those that run it certainly found a way to come back and bite him in the ass.

The Archangel twins are not able to spend all their time by his side as they have their own duties, so to not go mad with boredom he starts teaching Adam and Lilith life skills. Manners, crafting, foraging and how to take the edible plants you foraged to cook delicious meals.

How much longer is this going to take!!!

*The Morningstar Twins POV*

When the Tree of Knowledge made itself an Avatar it made everyone in Heaven panic. A wingless being with deer like features, antlers black as night and soft but vibrant red hair the same shade as the fruit carried upon the tree's branches.

Thoroughly convinced that this is a good sign Sam(Lucifer) drags Micheal down to meet the new being. It seems to be proven true when upon meeting them, the being gently cups both their faces while introducing themselves as Alastor.

Following the Twins own introduction the Deer like creature gently rubbed their nose across the top of twins heads (Lucifer smelled like apples and sulfur back in hell but the twins smell only of sunshine).

Before anyone can do anything more Sera and her lackeys drag the Twins back to Heaven to participate in court room discussions over how this new unknown factor will affect the plans the Angels have for Earth and Humanity as a whole.

Granted Sera's arguments about how this Deer is a ill-omen falls flat the more the Humans of Eden flourish under Alastor's care and guidance.

They can't wait for the next time they have a free moment so they can visit eden and their deer.

Wow this actually do look interesting! I think you should make this into a fic! My idea of the eden arc is kind of different in a way cause i like to think of heaven a lil bit more closely related to chinese imperial system so i would play a lot of politics and the fic will consist a lot of ocs 😂 will as minor characs just to keep the plot going

But your take is entertaining! 👀 //whispers// write it!!

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ルシアラ🍎🦌

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fake relationship trope with valentino and alastor mostly because they both get a lot out of annoying vox and how better to annoy vox than take away both of his favorite toys

could end like forty different ways but the journey is so much more fun isnt it

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I hope this isn't too much to ask, but could we see hazbintot alastor and vox genuinely getting along? I just think it would be cute 🥰

☔ tots in the rain ☔

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Hey! Imagine if the backstory of the Hercules comics, and potentially any other plays on fairy tales, is because Alastor got trapped in a magic book from Lucifer's library. He ends up in character, but Lucifer has to follow him in and finish the stories to get them out. By the end of the day, he's SO down bad and overwhelmed by meeting and getting Alastor to fall in love with him over and over that he tackles Alastor to the bed! XD

This is actually a pretty cool concept! Like an ongoing story where appleradio sees each other in different disney universes but only lucifer ever retains all their memories, i kind of dig it in a writer challenge kinda way! Might come back to this idea in the future!

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When i saw that one of the stories you had planned was set during the eden era it's had my mind in a choke hold

Just imagining Alastor waking up naked in Eden laying against the tree of knowledge only able to access his voodoo and shadow magic since the realm he calls home doesn't exist yet.

He pulls on what's binding him to this new place to gauge the damage Charlie caused with the botched spell she cast while borrowing Lucifers magic. The last word he heard was Charlie begging him and the king to get along.

As Alastor wraps his shadows around himself as makeshift clothes he comes to terms that the only way he has a chance of returning to the timeline he came from is forging a relationship with the man that would one day be the Devil.

Problem

The Future King doesn't yet have the physical markers they bore in Hell and he, annoyingly has an identical twin. The only physical difference between them are their halos. Choosing the wrong one could trap him here permanently. Disinterest in Heaven and those that run it certainly found a way to come back and bite him in the ass.

The Archangel twins are not able to spend all their time by his side as they have their own duties, so to not go mad with boredom he starts teaching Adam and Lilith life skills. Manners, crafting, foraging and how to take the edible plants you foraged to cook delicious meals.

How much longer is this going to take!!!

*The Morningstar Twins POV*

When the Tree of Knowledge made itself an Avatar it made everyone in Heaven panic. A wingless being with deer like features, antlers black as night and soft but vibrant red hair the same shade as the fruit carried upon the tree's branches.

Thoroughly convinced that this is a good sign Sam(Lucifer) drags Micheal down to meet the new being. It seems to be proven true when upon meeting them, the being gently cups both their faces while introducing themselves as Alastor.

Following the Twins own introduction the Deer like creature gently rubbed their nose across the top of twins heads (Lucifer smelled like apples and sulfur back in hell but the twins smell only of sunshine).

Before anyone can do anything more Sera and her lackeys drag the Twins back to Heaven to participate in court room discussions over how this new unknown factor will affect the plans the Angels have for Earth and Humanity as a whole.

Granted Sera's arguments about how this Deer is a ill-omen falls flat the more the Humans of Eden flourish under Alastor's care and guidance.

They can't wait for the next time they have a free moment so they can visit eden and their deer.

Wow this actually do look interesting! I think you should make this into a fic! My idea of the eden arc is kind of different in a way cause i like to think of heaven a lil bit more closely related to chinese imperial system so i would play a lot of politics and the fic will consist a lot of ocs 😂 will as minor characs just to keep the plot going

But your take is entertaining! 👀 //whispers// write it!!

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Deer!Vox would for sure blow Alastor‘s mind 🤣 - in which way only time would tell 😉

Two strong bucks fighting for dominance? That‘s what I call an interesting concept 😏

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I made something silly hehe, inspired by this iconic post ✨️

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Sal's snippets #61

Alastor was not suffering from empty nest syndrome; he couldn't, not when his precious, darling fawn still lived at home with him. They were both far too codependent on each other to even think about living in separate houses. However, it had been a few weeks since he had seen his fawn, and he would admit that he missed her. The hotel was giving him plenty of entertainment, which he would not deny. But it didn't soothe the ache in his chest. There were some downsides to living in the hotel, such as the Vees and their never-ending quest to destroy him. Part of Alastor wondered if they would be able to handle the consequences if anything were to happen to him. He very much doubted it. However, the Vees were not his current problem, you see, Alastor had noticed something. There was no parental figure in the hotel. Not just for Charlie, but any of them. They had been living on takeaways and junk, and it wasn't healthy at all. Husk didn't count; the chimaera demon had been in his fifties when he had passed. Niffty was a special case; she had been lobotomised as a child because she had seizures, and she had never been the same since. He had taken extra care when hunting down her family in Hell. No one harmed what was his.

Still, it was clear to him that those who lived in the hotel needed someone who would care for them, and with no parental figures around, who better than him? He would need some help, of course; it was clear that Charlie needed an older sister, someone who would guide her and protect her when he wasn't around to do so. Sarah always wanted a younger sibling when they lived on Earth. It was over a century later, but he was finally giving her a younger sibling. Or two. Still, there was a lot that needed to be done, and he just who he was going to introduce to the hotel. After all, it was only best that they got to know their elder sister. ------ Sarah knew that when her papa contacted her, something was amiss; it was rare that he contacted her while she was at work. However, she would admit that she missed him and that she had been overworking. Not that she would ever tell her employees that.

They would kick her out of the office that fast; she wouldn't touch the floor. She made sure to pack some food; there was no telling if her papa had eaten anything yet, so she had no qualms with taking some food for them to share. When she arrived at the hotel, she was not expecting to walk into a disaster zone; her papa was standing in the middle of it all looking unruffled as ever, but she wasn't fooled. He had done something, but what he had done? She didn't know. Not yet, at least. "Papa." The basket of food swung on her arm as she walked toward him. When she reached him, he wrapped her arms around him and sank into his embrace. It had been too long since they had been able to do this. She could feel him striking against her hair and knew that she was part of some plot that he was cooking up.

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YOUR MOTHER ALASTOR IS A TEN