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I made my light switch an apple!!

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All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

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Confidently busting out this sentence when I visit China and immediately gaining a deterrence bubble around me of about 500 feet

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they mean a lot to me

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getting back in the habit of morning practice. 🐸🐸🐸

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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

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What I'm picking up via tumblr dash osmosis is that Rock Is A Lady's Modesty is about rock music in the same way that Kakegurui is about gambling. Technically, yes, but it's mostly about lesbian BDSM.

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Doctors get all "Oh, where'd you hear about that? Dr. Google?" then you ask them about something you read in a peer reviewed journal they turn their monitor away from you to use Doctor Google.

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they should invent something you can have

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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

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Alvin is a raging narcissist and Simon and Theo are held back from their musical potential because of misplaced fraternal loyalty. It is no secret in the industry that Theo's vocals and Simon's lyricism carry the group but Alvin's attention-seeking behavior was exploited by their agent

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://// “hedonism causes empires to fall in 3 generations” cmon brother. Let’s get serious. Let’s stop pretending anything is clear cut and easy to define. It’s easier for your brain but it is Wrong

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indeed.com/careers/taskmaster-intimacy-coordinator

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isn’t it enough that I spent the last 4 months working on a thesis with a 6000 word write up and a whole design project. Why do I have to also give a 20 minute presentation with a 10 minute q&a. Why do I have to suffer.

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and we need to beat westerners with sticks for their neocolonial mindset of "ill use my passport privilege to move to a random location in asia and take advantage of weaker currency to live lavishly"

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DIMENSION 20: A STARSTRUCK ODYSSEY

Your successful missions, saving a galaxy that perhaps didn't even know they were getting saved. And perhaps they still don't. Perhaps each and every malton unit, they are getting saved in impossible, countless, myriad ways that we will never know or see. But the point is this. Adventure awaits out amongst the stars.