certifiablecatlady
Certifiable Cat Lady
I'm Laura and I watch entirely too much television, including my all-time favorite Degrassi, lots of other soapy dramas, and pretty much every goodish sitcom and reality competition. I also play lots of simulators and kids games because I am a real gamer.
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one of the most enlightening realizations ive had was finding out that non-24 hour circadian rhythm people were a pretty large group and most of us have oddly similar cycles of usually around 28hr internal "days" and this masquerades as "insomnia" but if allowed to sleep and wake naturally we will just advance forward through time an extra 2-4 hours a day at a relatively stable pace. we can't go to school or jobs or even run errands on normal schedules without massive pharmacological and behavioral intervention. most of the people who have been diagnosed or figured it out themselves will report horrific, life-ruining disruption in their professional lives and terrible health from accrued lack of sleep. this disorder is most common in vision-impaired people which seems to suggest it's related to light cues. anyway just thinking about this as extremely loud yard work woke me up at 8am for the second day in a row
#it me#i have always cycled around my sleep schedule as my family calls it#having the luxury of not aligning to a normal job schedule has done wonders for my sleep and related health issues#it does suck when I totally desync with my fiance but he is always so nice about it#the one time I tried to get treated I immediately grew too tolerant of every new super strong sleeping pill#my body simply will not be told what to do
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I hate that my body's response to any negative stimuli is to throw up about it. Blood draw? IV? Bumpy car? Clothes too tight? Too hot? Too exhausted? Too full? Too hungry? Too anxious? Period cramps? Cursed with the burden of existence? Time to make everyone around you uncomfortable.
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Happy April Fools 2024
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How it started:
(Image ID: a tweet from ConcernedApe on October 12, 2021, stating: "I like pickles, but mayo...I plead the 5th. but if I remember right, the real reason you can't eat them in the game is because they are in a glass jar and I didn't want to have to draw a special animation for fishing out the pickles, and no way would I allow drinking mayonnaise.")
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(Image ID: A tweet from ConcernedApe on March 17, 2024, showing a screenshot of a patch note that reads, "You can now drink mayonnaise.")
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I have strong opinions regarding the walrus/fairy poll
#idk why people think the walrus has to knock. ding dong ditch exists just throw in a stolen sleepy baby walrus#fairy pickers are wild
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the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused
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underwire bras are the devil but I need these titties At Attention
#prepping for wedding dress shopping#it has been many years since I wore underwire bras regularly and now I must suffer#also my size barely exists so that's fun
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ringing in the new year with my first positive covid test
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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30, flirty, and chronically ill
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1000 crosswords with sam <3
crossword 1 - first date
crossword 1000 - going over contract with wedding venue
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