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everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

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weed guys are ableist because its really hard to find them when youre autistic and have no friends and also suffer from car culture because i cant drive to behind the quiznos and i guess they may as well be sexist too just for good measure which is a huge problem in itself

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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

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Iron Within Iron Without, Bitch Boy

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well if this nickname for massachusetts has FIVE references, then it must be true

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Women in Shakespeare

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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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Porcelain art by Nguyễn Duy Mạnh, 2021-22.

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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Growing up is realizing that Pastor Wright was 100% right with that speech and Obama was a little bitch for condemning him.

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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken