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The thing with Harry Potter is that if Daniel Radcliffe can walk away from it then so can you. No one else on the planet has their identity more tied to that series than him and he walked away. So to see the actors for the new show saying JKR isn't doing anything wrong, to see the actors involved in the new audible super production supporting her, when she has explicitly, loudly, and proudly said she's gonna use that money to fund taking away rights from trans people is ridiculous. No sense of morals if people pay you enough and this is insane.

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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

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at least that guy only had one boulder to worry about. speaking for myself i've got at least four or five of them going up and down various hills at any given time.

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You come across a family on your hike

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Murderbot + low self esteem

A defective unit that's just one thought away from killing everyone around you.

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……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

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Kieran Culkin

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Me n the mutuals

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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i'm engaging in the ancient tradition of pretending there's an ancient tradition to engage in

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this is so fucking funny

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I need people to know that the city where Nathan Fillion is from has a small bench area on the most popular street named after him called the Nathan Fillion Civillian Pavilion

And I desperately need to go find a green lantern sticker to go put on it in his honor I forgot he's from Edmonton I've never been so proud in my life

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two women. and they kiss. think about it