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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

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the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

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Lori Gottlieb, Maybe You Should Talk to Someone

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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If you’re not silly get better soon

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march moodboard

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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image i am in love with

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