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certifieddudette · 1 hour
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Wat de dak ik veb zo om
Wok ok ik ben, k fu king high.... Wattt....
Hier is mijn dochter ze heeft elke ziekte willen jullie op haar passen? ok Dankuwel
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certifieddudette · 7 hours
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Ex-friend: "Noo merel if you wear your witch hat out you'll look like an idiot and people are going to make fun of you you'll look like a retard what the fuck is wrong with you you're gonna get your ass beaten"
My ass when I keep continually getting sincere compliments from all kinds of passerbys and they heavily outweigh the one or two little cringe ass kids who start laughing lmao.
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certifieddudette · 9 hours
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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Today it's Beltane, my first one ever!
I'm so very excited to gather round with my besties and celebrate another one of the sabbats! It's given me something I have always missed in life, a little mysticism..
Considering recent events, I feel even more driven to celebrate these holidays right!
Slowly but surely my initiation is approaching, and I'm nothing but excited for it. I'm slowly becoming more and more certain that this might truly be for me...
The wheel has begun to turn and I'll be sure to the Beltane fires burn tonight!
Happy Beltane to all who observe!!! ❤️🩷🤍✨
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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if you are a trans boy, especially a teenage trans boy, i wanted to say that as a trans man in their 30's, you have my deepest respects and condolences for what you may be going through right now.
it has become socially acceptable and basically online custom to bully teenage trans boys & mascs, call them cringy, or excuse misgendering them for whatever reason. people put trans boys on this pedestal of "must perform masculinity and manhood to cartoonish degrees" even though they're still children.
people make trans boys fight for their manhood before they can even be boys. i am sorry people can be so judgmental and harsh on you. you are not wrong for wanting to be a boy. you are experiencing something wonderful. it's okay if you still want to be a boy even if people have treated you poorly, or tried to make you feel bad for being a boy. there is nothing wrong with being a boy.
it's okay if you never socially transition. it's okay if you're afraid to come out because it's not safe. it's okay if you never change your outward appearance. it's okay if you try very hard to pass but struggle to. it's okay if you wear "women's" clothing and shoes, bras, makeup, etc., it's okay if you're gay and love other men. it's okay if you're scared of hrt. it's okay if you don't want surgery. it's okay if you mainly occupy girl's spaces still. people will find every reason to pick these things apart and ridicule trans boys for, but they are all perfectly fine experiences that do not make you any less of a boy. you are the one who is in control of your transition, presentation, and state of being- you should be able to prioritize your safety over the comfort of random strangers who have no impact over how you live your life.
i've been put through this too, but later in life as i came out when i was an adult. people still try to make me feel bad for identifying as a trans man, for whatever reason they have in their head to justify hatred of a trans person. i've had enough. there will never be an excuse for how people try to excuse the infantilization and abuse that trans men and trans boys face.
take care of yourselves, no matter what age you are, if you are a trans boy, man, or masc you deserve to know that other trans men care about you, especially when people are scrambling to find ways to punch down on you. there are people who suck, but there are also a lot of people who care about you. keep your chin up. you know who you are
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certifieddudette · 10 hours
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Do you ever get sad but then remember you can sit her right on you and go schplagablagablagablagablaga?
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certifieddudette · 11 hours
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can i interest u in a box of friend??
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certifieddudette · 11 hours
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for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:
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i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver
nonpsychotics encouraged to rb
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certifieddudette · 11 hours
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Aww ur so sweet!!!! 🫂
I'll be passing the love around ghehe
@corallianassa @bloem-pot @bobolobocus
I'm sending everyone who sees this some mad gender euphoria. It should arrive within 3-5 business days. If there is an issue with the status of your gender euphoria... uhmmm yeah I'm sorry idk how to fix that but I send hugs and well wishes
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certifieddudette · 18 hours
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certifieddudette · 18 hours
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(you can just skip this tbh)
stoned out my mind rn but the closer I get to actually believing i might be autistic - the more I resent the possibility. what do you mean all I needed was a piece of paper. what do you mean there isn't a pill. what do you mean you're ideologically opposed to the idea of a pill.
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certifieddudette · 19 hours
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certifieddudette · 22 hours
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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