certifieddumbasshole
A Certified Dumbass
"If you sneeze more than twice you're the devil and won't be blessed"
Julianne, 26, a friendly neighborhood asshole in a previous life
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
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still one of the hardest images ever made
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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
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there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like
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