Maggie | 29 | She/Her Bi | I love deer and other things
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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In his old age, my sister’s hamster has decided he’s had enough of being a hamster and it’s time to be a Yorkie.
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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction
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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day
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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
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did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?
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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?
How about you follow me to this special room
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This is a consequence that really never gets brought up, and it really should be because of how damaging it can be.
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