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big e: *calls cesaro handsome and suave*

me: big e has never-

big e: *calls cesaro THICK AF*

me: BIG E HAS NEVER LIED

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DID I MENTION HE IS THICK A F?!

Big E speaking FACTS about Cesaro (via gravityforgot)

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When you’re the architect but you don’t have a foundation

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*watches the cruiserweight division matches*

me: *sad* yo, where is our boy neville, though?

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“Holy my scarf, bruh.”

“I got you, fam.”

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“Go redesign, rebuild, reclaim your COUCH, buddy.”

i’m in love with kevin owens

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Big Cass: "Who does he think he is Santa Claus?"

Chris Jericho: “MAYBE I’LL COME DOWN THERE AND SIT ON YOUR LAPS!”

Enzo:

Kevin Owens:

Big Cass:

Chris Jericho:

Big Cass: What?

Chris Jericho: What Nothing

Chris Jericho: I love you

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chris jericho: *threateningly talks about sitting on a man's lap*

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Jericho adding stupid idiot crowds who chant for CM Punk on the list.

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wwe: *showcases new incredibly talented stars in the cruiserweight division*

crowd: *chants cm punk instead*

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CM Punk died in the octagon. Please stop chanting for him.

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any crowd that uses the cm punk or randy savage chant is automatically terrible and doesn’t deserve any of the wrestlers’ time

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Me: *wants The New Day to stay tag champs*

Me: *wants to see Cesaro and Sheamus as tag champs*

Me: :^(

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Somewhere out there, Tyson Kidd is in tears while making a Sheamus dart board.

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we are so blessed to share this earth with someone as pure as rich swann

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