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“I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.”
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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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“i was born in the wrong century,” the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
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If you have a problem with me, here’s my expert advice.
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EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
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“and you’ll present it in front of the class”

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me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
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