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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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baby secretary bird is being restrained after previous slopcidents (slopping incidents)
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New conspiracy: Princess Diana faked her own death and is living as a leather daddy somewhere in Berlin.
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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭
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is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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