cglenwilliams

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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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your story doesn’t have to make sense right now. neither do you. just put a guy on a horse and make him sad.

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How is everyone busy and unemployed

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The classic Hollywood writers hangout, Musso and Frank

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☝️

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“Though she be little, she is fierce” Lola is gone ans we are sad.

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snoopy of the day

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couldn't be me

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oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

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gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards

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Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

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