ch0kingonaspl1nter
ch0kingonaspl1nter
I'm small and sensitive and I will fight you.
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32. NB. Sideblog. People I find attractive, cute/romantic memes and nsfw things that don't belong on the main.
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 19 hours ago
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hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 19 hours ago
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i have no rizz. just big eyes and emotional problems.
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 19 hours ago
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me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 19 hours ago
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the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 19 hours ago
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??? we love fat tummies here idiot
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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life is so hard. can someone be soft with me 
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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who's with me
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek The Next Generation
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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“why are you smiling at your phone?”
um. cuz. my friends are silly
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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life’s so hard when you’re just a little pervert
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 4 days ago
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Sharing wired earphone is a lost art.
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ch0kingonaspl1nter · 5 days ago
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Do you want to be in the pool at night with me?.
We could be at waist height and you can look at me while i look at you
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