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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us
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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk
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suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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sorry to anyone who followed me for anything, ever. you are not getting that.
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when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house
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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care
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I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber
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me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?
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