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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
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“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you
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i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now
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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
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sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience
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i will try to make this life as beautiful as i can no matter what happens
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a princess and her knight is so romantic so carnal wdym you'd happily die for me lay down your life for me spend every night standing at my door and take a vow of celibacy so you can fill your day with just the task of looking after me? do u want to fuck just say that.
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underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons
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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing
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hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween
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I do think we should kill nintendo with a steel chair for their game pricing btw
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