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Saving VooDoo Emergency Commissions/Fundraiser!

My sweet, wonderful kitty, VooDoo, has been diagnosed with FISS (Feline Injection Site Sarcoma), which the doctor referred to as, "The most evil cancer a cat can get". As of right now, she has been given only a few months to live, as the tumor has grown at a rapid rate and surgery is not an option due to its location and size.

However, the doctor truly believes that with radiation treatment, she will be able to live for a few more YEARS, and with treatment, she will have a better quality of life in that time, rather than rapidly declining and withering away before summer.

That being said, radiation treatment is expensive. Like, $2,800 expensive, after I max out my credit cards, which I am already willing to do. There's no way I will be able to pay the rest of that myself. That's why I'm putting this out on every social media site I have: I will do commissions until my hands bleed if it means giving her this fighting chance. Arthritis and everything else be damned, I will write or draw anything. So long as it's not illegal, I will approve ALL commission requests.

My writing prices are HERE (The "Won't Write" section is now only limited to illegal stuff. I will literally do anything else)

And this is my art commission sheet:

And if you would just like to help out, even if it's only a few bucks, my PayPal is panndiihero@gmail.com. Or, if you don't use PayPal, I have a Ko-Fi that might be easier. Any and all help is appreciated, even if all you can do is reblog. If you have any questions, feel free to message me or send an email to the gmail above. I will do my best to respond asap.

Here are some pictures of the girl herself

She means the world to me, so any help at all will be amazing. Thanks for taking time to read my post <3

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another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

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The meow meows

Second-year UA hero costumes on Dabi, Tomura, and Keigo from an AU with a better timeline but with traitor Keigo. It's a Dabihawks thing I'm Rping with @chai-lance :p

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IF GOD WAS REAL HE'D LET THE MEN KISS

You should write Nun Dipper and Demon Bill trying to tempt Dipper into gay kissing (This is not a request, but a demand bozo)

Fine, fine, I'll write something

Stepping out to get fresh air had always been a way for Dipper to calm himself after a long day. Sleep never had been a close friend, so walking the temple grounds in the cool night air helped pass the time.

He had grown up there and knew every rock and twig on his path, easily stepping over them while keeping his back straight and head held high. Dipper enjoyed not having to think about every step he took. It gave him time to work through some of the problems his people had brought to him, which often had to do with their crops taking their sweet time coming in.

They could do plenty of things to help themselves, but with the school in town being no better than a few bookshelves with an old, loud librarian, it was up to him and his family to help them. Dipper took pride in his work in the temple, and having the time to think about it all made the following day easier to get through.

Of course, that time only helped when he was alone.

"Hey, Pine Tree," a voice echoed through the trees. "Didn't think you'd come out so early. Normally, you give laying in bed a shot for at least a few hours."

Dipper waved a hand at the empty path in front of him, still walking forward at his even pace. "I didn't want to bother with that tonight. I have too much to think about, and lying in that stuffy room with the sound of my sister snoring down the hall never helps."

"Ooh, I see. Someone's mind is busy tonight, then?" A faint, yellow glow flickered behind one of the trees up ahead. "I could take a peek in your head and help sort it out! I've always been a master of puzzles. Or, I could just take your place tomorrow and help them face-to-face! Bet they'd love to see me!"

"All are welcome in the temple if you embrace our teachings. So, it might be a bit hard for you to saunter in." Dipper stopped walking, watching the dim light grow stronger. "And we both know that I have no interest in letting you into my head."

A suave, neatly dressed man stepped out from behind a tree, the glow from before completely disappearing as he did. His yellow suit had such a stark contrast to the dark trees, however, that Dipper always assumed he made the thing out of whatever made the light. "You still don't want to let me in? It's been years, Pine Tree. How long is it going to take for you to realize what they're selling you is bogus? Everyone knows that what I've got is the real way to live life."

Dipper rolled his eyes. "You know as well as I do that your tricks aren't going to work on me. We've been over this, like, a million times, Bill. You're more than welcome to spend time with me, though. Maybe some of the true meanings of life will start to rub off on you."

The demon walked right up to Dipper, standing less than a foot away from him. "I like the sound of rubbing you off." He wiggled his eyebrows, earning a groan from Dipper.

"You know that's not what I meant."

"Isn't it, though?" Bill lifted a hand, his black, leather glove softly tracing over Dipper's cheek. "I see the way you look at the human shape I take," he said in a low, rumbling voice. "How could I not notice, when every time we're together, your heart rate picks up and your holy eyes wander to my lips?"

"That's not true." Dipper's voice came out strained, though he held his unimpressed expression. Bill's eyes were locked onto his, no doubt looking for the slightest flicker of interest in his words. "I don't look at specific parts of your fake body on purpose. Sometimes I just happen to look there."

The shrill laugh that came from the demon bounced off the trees, scaring a few birds away. "Don't you know that lying is a sin, my little Pine Tree? I can see the want in your eyes." Bill pressed their noses together, his skin hot like the fiery pits he had crawled out of. "You might think your thoughts are pure, but you're still just a soul trapped in an animal's body. That meat suit you're wearing chooses what it wants, and right now, it's begging you to kiss me."

Every word the demon spoke brought with it his warm breath. It fell over Dipper's lips and cheeks like a warm blanket, his cinnamon and lemon scent inviting him to dive underneath to wait out the chilly night.

"Part of being a nun of the temple is learning to restrain any sinful whims of the flesh. I'm an adult, and therefore have already gone through the training needed to easily refuse you." Dipper's lips had gone dry, but he dared not lick them while Bill was so close.

Bill hummed, once more using his hand to stroke Dipper's cheek. "That's such a shame," he sang softly. "You've been stubborn for so long, it almost makes me believe you. But I know you, Pine Tree. I know you better than you know yourself. And I know that you're smart enough to see through all the lies that temple tells you." The demon leaned forward, nearly closing the tiny gap between their lips. He pulled back at the last second, his sharp grin filling his face. "You'll see one day. You'll all see."

With room to breathe, Dipper let out a sigh. The heat that had filled his cheeks remained, warming him more than the thick robe he had thrown on. "Well, if you're done being tempting and cryptic, then would you like to join me for the rest of my walk? I believe it's my turn to try and tempt you. Into joining the temple, of course."

The demon's grin somehow grew wider. "Of course, of course. The usual, then."

He moved beside Dipper and the two began to walk, the demon managing to whistle a tune while also humming and speaking. Each note lingered for longer than what Dipper thought could be possible, but then again, demon magic never did make much sense to him.

"Alright, your turn to tempt me, then. Go on, my Holy Savior, get on with it." Bill's intense gaze stayed on Dipper while they walked, the demon effortlessly stepping over any obstacle without turning his head. Perhaps he had also grown used to that path.

"Tonight, I'll tempt you with silence. Keep your mind clear and listen to the world around us." Dipper glanced over at Bill just in time to see the scowl on the blond's face. "I know, it sounds boring. But trust me. Sometimes hearing the gifts of nature we've been given by our god can help remind us that we are treasured by him."

Bill gave an exaggerated eye roll. "Fine, whatever. I'll listen to the birds and the bees. Even though you won't let me demonstrate them."

They both chuckled at that, then fell into silence.

Dipper had no idea how many more years the demon intended to try and tempt him, or even how long he would stick around that night. But he did know that walking next to Bill in the shaded moonlight, listening to the rustling of the leaves and the quiet wildlife, had been better than walking alone.

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Save a horse-

Save uhhhhh

To the ones begging me for more monster falls, and the three people in my inbox who've taken a liking to my Gravity Y'alls au, I give you: Horseback Mountain

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I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

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Natsuno and Tohru - Shiki 

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kofi request 1: dabihawks on a date sharing a milkshake (in their own way <3) for @shiibuh

kofi request 2: todobaku on a date (in their own way pt.2 <3) for @/starfirekatsuki on twitter

put these two in the exact same setting cuz i think that would def happen to them i love this constellationnnnn

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unfortunately charismatic bird moment

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Since I was recently reminded of a not-so-nice comment about Hectorcard shippers shipping those two simply because Alucard is a white pretty boy and they have zero hints in the show, I’d like to point out that these boys have quite a lot in common.

* They both had a connection to Dracula and Dracula adored them both. I have no doubt that Hector and Isaac would have been the only humans he’d spare if his plan had not been put to an end. On the other hand, both Alucard and Hector betrayed Dracula, whether they were willing or not.

* They both had a lonely childhood with few or no friends at all. Now this is more of a speculation but it’s something I have deducted from the show. They were both very different from normal children, Hector with his unusual silver hair and his talent for magic and Alucard with his yellow eyes, fangs and parentage, and children in general are very quick to spot the differences and so, they were likely isolated , maybe even bullied (moreso in Hector’s case than Alucard’s). Plus, Alucard grew up fast so it’s safe to say he was prone to a friendless childhood. This is reflected in their adulthood and their yearn for companionship, making them vulnerable to manipulation and deception because Carmilla and later Lenore/Taka and Sumi saw just where they were weakest and exploited it.

* They both killed their parents. Though Alucard killed Dracula out of love and Hector killed his parents out of hate, in the end, they both have to carry that guilt for the rest of their life. If there’s someone who understands what it means for Alucard to bear that burden, it’s Hector and vice versa.

* Alucard is a dhampir who stood with humans and were betrayed by them. Hector is a human who chose a vampire’s side and were also betrayed by vampires. It’s impossible to ignore the parallel.

* They went through similar traumatic experiences. As I’ve stated above, their loneliness and desire for companionship caused them to be susceptible to deception, and they fell for the false signs of affection and were both heavily traumatized.

* They were both adept at leading a peaceful and quiet (if a bit lonely) life by themselves... until someone came and screwed it up.

* Both Alucard and Hector are gentle at heart but when pushed to certain degree, they snap. They snap hard. Hector burned his parents to death and we already saw what Alucard did to Taka and Sumi’s remains. Given how Hector’s eyes were filled with hatred when he looked at the Styrian sisters at the end of season 3, my hope for season 4 is that he will snap and find a way to get back at them, in spite of the odds against him.

* Lastly, I can’t be the only one who thinks they look quite similar to each other, right? From the shape of their faces, eyebrows and noses to their build. When Hector first appeared onscreen, I seriously thought the character designers were lazy and just took Alucard’s model and slapped a different palette on him to create Hector (sorry Hector).

So, what I’ve listed above is to point out that Hectorcard shippers’ reasons for shipping these two are not just skin-deep (though admittedly they’re very aesthetically pleasant standing in the same frame). Although they have yet to meet in the show’s canon, that may change in season 4. And even if their plot lines will never converge, that doesn’t mean this ship is any less valid than other ships in the fandom.

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The Different Types of Cards:

ALL MADE BY ME 🤨

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thought of a really lame joke

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Me scrolling past my own story I haven't updated in 2 years while on a 3am AO3 binge