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Crazy mario theory

On every next 4 moon cycles, when the clock hits midnight, and the children are sleeping, and the leaves bristle on the sidewalk, and the streetlights go on, Mario undergoes a Crazy transformation into a demon knight capable of demolishing hoardes of Heroes. This is why they keep him locked up inside of the Nintendo Vault only accessaible with a Nintendo iKey which is SUPER RARE and can only be obtained through a GameStop DS Pokemon distribution event from 2007 to commemorate the launch of Pokemon Yo-Yo Crazy

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Relaxation 1 - Alain Pontecorvo , 2021.

French, b. 1936 -

Oil on canvas,  80 x 80 cm.

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i tend to always cringe at everything i make because i feel like it's exposing my own lack of skill and conception. it's like shining a spotlight on all the insecurities that subside within my amoebic form. though that also means that i should keep doing what i'm doing because i have a peruse that i must take advantage of

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looking at my posts from a year ago here and they're just so painfully bad, i wonder if i've improved at writing and formulating over the year that i've attempted it more and more. i want to use my brain in many fascinating ways

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They are genuinely really good little puzzle platformers though, really easy games to get into from start to end.

Klonoa 1 & 2 on the GBA are some of the ultimate platformers for me on that console, but I might just be biased due to how much I was obsessed with Klonoa as a kid.

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Klonoa 1 & 2 on the GBA are some of the ultimate platformers for me on that console, but I might just be biased due to how much I was obsessed with Klonoa as a kid.

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There will be more people in the pipeline that will go to Hell. There will be many, oh so many, *maniacal laughter echoes down the GameStop rest room*

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philosophy is when i say something incredibly smart but meandering and it cannot be anything else because you are not allowed to process anything that i am writing. i am putting metaphorical locks on your synapses because these words have unlocked a djinn in your brain that will obey all my commands

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The iFunny Cloud is a strange phenomena in which many iFunny shaped clouds come and vicariously shock many people and animals. Nobody knows why this happens

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Fuuck.