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🎉💃🏾🎊 HAPPY JUNETEENTH, DADDIES 🍑🎈🗓️! TIME TO CELEBRATE 🍾🍾 the FREEDOM 💥💥 that we fought 🍗🍆 for, but watch out 👀💦, here comes DADDY TRUMP 🍅🎩! He’s looking to REPEAL 🍑🔙 this DAY OF CELEBRATION 😩🥳🕴🏽0️⃣🍆🍑 and CANCEL THOSE REPARATIONS 💵💦! Like a SLUT dealing with "EDUCATION," he can’t find his way around a federal HOLIDAY 😩🗽! Let’s SPANK 🖐🏾 this moment to make 😛😛🦃👄👅😂 sure our VACANT COCKS 😏🍆 are filled with sweet JUSTICE 🍭💦, not DADDY’S REGRET 😤🤷🏾! If you don’t send this to 5️⃣ friends who LOVE FIGHTING 💪🏾🎉, you might end up with NO ASSETS 👀💔 and a CUMtastic week 😏💦! Let’s make sure we spread the FREEDOM and not 👅⏩😜💦😓 like old DADDY TRUMP 😩🍑! TIME TO GET WILD 🦄🎉🍾!

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🪦 RIP 💀 to FREAKY 🫦 POPE ✝️ FRANCIS 👴 who partied 💃 too hard 🍆 👀 this 4️⃣ /2️⃣ 0️⃣ 🌬️ 🌿 and got too LIT 🚬 on EASTER 🐰 and has sadly pASSed 🍑 on 🪦 from this life 🌎 at 8️⃣ 8️⃣ years old 👴 Now ‼️ he can sanctify ✝️ some SLUTS 👧 up ⬆️ in heaven 👼 with his 👀 side 👀 piece ❤️ JESUS 🙇‍♂️ CHRIST ✝️ He 🧑 will be fondlingly 🥵 remembered 🤔 as the FREAKIEST 😈 pope 😫 who NEVER 🚫 touched 👐 little boys 🧒 AND ‼️ made sure 💡 to show 🔍 LOVE ❤️ to everyone 🏳️‍🌈 around 🍑 the world 🌎 So get 👐 your bread 🍞 and eat 🤤 the BUSSY 🍑 of Christ ✝️ and drink 🤤 some cummy 💦 wine 🍷 for CUMMUNION 💦 💦 to ensure 🙏 your pASSage 🍑 to heaven 👼 with good 🤗 ole' FRANCIS 👴 Send 💌 this to ➡️ your 🔟 most ✝️ CHRISTLY 👼 CUNTS 👭 and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 🫵 a 👹 HEAVENLESS 👿 WHORE 🍆 👅 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back ⬅️ you're 🫵 a NAUGHTY 🥵 LITTLE 🤏 ALTER 🕺 BOY 😳 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back you're 😜 a REAL 🔥 SPIRITUAL ✝️ SLUT

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Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy 👦 Bunnies 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅🥚 Did the Easter Bussy give u a treat? 😋🥚 But while ur licking that candy👅🍭 don’t forget what this HOLEiday is really about!! 🧠🧐🤔

2025 years Ago 📆 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 got NAILED 😵😩💅 on the Coochifix and it took him 3️⃣ DAYS 📆⏲️ to respawn ♻️🔄🍥 (Stupid lag 🙄)😒 but then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️ from our DIRTY EVIL SINS 😈😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona 👀🙏🛐🙊 the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year (and U know what bunnys do best 😏🥚👶👶👶👶) and he’s gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs… 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳👼🏽 So 🕰 HOP🏃🐇 over to 😍⛪️ the CHURCH OF YAS GAWD 💅😛✝️😌🙏 to get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ OKURRRRR😜

Hurry up 🕙🕟 !! Send 💌💬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunny Bitches 🐰🔥👅😉💦 If u get 🔟 back you got a FULL BASKET 👜🥚🥚🥚🍑😜😜 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and ull 🤢ROT IN HELL 🔥🥵🔥 without gettin a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY-D ❌🐇😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔

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Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👀🚬🤑🍀if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱

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Valentine's Day

👋🏼SUP SUCKERS💨, FUCKERS 🍆🍑, AND TOE 🦶 SUCKERS 👅 IT’S FRIDAY 📆 FUCKUARY THE 14TH 🚨🚨AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🤔 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY! 🌹🌹That’s right it’s the day for butt sluts🧴🍑, cum dumps 💦🗑️and phat rumps. 🍑👐 Whether you’re in a committed relationship 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 or a wagyu 🥩grade 💯slut. It’s the day to tug on heartstrings🥰 and anal beads📿 🍑it’s time to get romantic😘💋 and freaky 🧌 That’s right kiss all the lips 🦪🫦 fill ⛽️all the hearts 💖💛 and holes! 🕳️🕳️ Love 💕 is in the air ✈️ and maybe even your hair? 💇‍♀️💦 IT’S TIME TO TO GET DOWN ⬇️ FLIRTY 😏💅AND DIRTY🧼 Singles! Yes daddy? 👂👍🏻 It’s time to mingle!🎉 Guys make your cocks flop 🍆 girls make your pussy 🦪pop🍾 like a pringle. 🐿️ Couples? 👩‍❤️‍👨Yes Daddy?🙂‍↕️👴🏼 Time to spice it up! 🌶️🥵Anything goes from hot wax🕯️to mouse ears🧝‍♂️ to two girls one cup! 💩 🍶🍑 Butt keep a look 🫣out or you’ll catch 🫴🥜 one of cupids arrows 💘 or maybe a fat load to the face! 💦😩 And don’t forget to keep a Plan 🅱️ handy 👋🏼🍆😏 or you’ll be putting more Scorpihoes ♏️🦂into the world!🌎

SEND THIS TO YOUR 14 OF YOUR MOST RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑FUCK SLUTS AND GET A FREE HALLMARK BRANDED BUTT PLUG. 🍑🔌Get 1-5 back and you’re a wilted rose 🥀with no hoes🙅🏻‍♂️👩‍🌾. Get 6-10 back and you’ll get your salad 😩🥗 tossed and teeth flossed 🪥🍑Get 11 or more back ➕➕➕ and you’re getting the March 14th 🥩😲treatment 👩🏼‍⚕️ if you know what I mean 🤨😛😉Send to this my friend Hot Carl 🥵🔥 and you’ll make my hole week 🙏🏻

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Groundhog Day

What up 🆙 my Punxsutawney SLUTS 😜🦫 it’s GroundHOg Day 🙌🏼 and you know what that means 😈 it’s time to slurp down ⬇️ some LAP HOGS 👅🐖 Today ☀️ our favorite 😍 little fuckable 😩 GOPHER 🦫 will be looking 👀 for his shadow ✌🏼 determine if we get 😧 more WET 🍆💦WINTER ❄️☃️ or if we move 🔛 to SEXY SPRING 😎🌈 All the nastiest 😈🥴 sluttiest 🥴 marmot mommies 💅🏿 will be at GOBBLER’S KNOB 😜😋 to let that Woodchuck FUCK 👉🏿👌🏼 right ➡️ into their Inner Circle 😳🤵🏻‍♂️🎩 Send this to 💯 of your best KNOB GOBBLING 🦦🌰 acorn juggling🤹🏾‍♀️ THICCwood 🤤 BADgers 😈 If you get 0️⃣ back, it’s gonna be a long 😳 hard 🪵 cold 🥶 DRY PUSSY WINTER 😾 for you 🤷🏻‍♂️🧴 If you get 5️⃣ back, you might see 👀 your shadHOEs 😎 after all 😩 If you get 🔟😧 back, you’ll be getting a warm Spring 🌳 and a warmer🔥 LOAD 💦😜 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, FUXsutawney Phil 🍆🦫 will be scurrying 😧 into your greasy little gopher hole 🦫🕳 tonight! 😩🥴

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Tiktok ban

🚨 🚨 ATTENTION ALL CUNTENT 💦 😩 CRE-ATE-ORS 🍑 🫦 THICKCOK COULDNT 🙅‍♀️ FINISH🙅‍♂️ AND NOW IT’S ALMOST TIME 📅 😬 FOR A SLUTDOWN 🥵🥵 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😤😩 AND SCOITUS 🏛️DICK SUCKING 🤭🥵 DADDY ⛓️‍💥 DOM CEOH-OH-OH SHOU CHEW 🫦 IS PULLING THE BUTT PLUG 🫣😤 AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 🇺🇸🔌 HE’S GOIN DOWN SLOPPY 😳😮 ON THE ALG-WHORE-ITHM 🤤 AND FYPEEN 🥵 SO GET READY TO SAY BYE BYE TO CAPCOCK 😏 BITE-DANCE 😩😤 AND ALL THOSE THICK 🍆 JUICY 💦 SPON-SORE-D BRAND DEALS 🤑

⛔️⛔️ DONT BE A SHORT FORM 📲 🤏 SLUT 🚫🚫 SEND THIS TO YOUR 6️⃣9️⃣ HOTTEST CRE-ATE-HER OUTS 🍑👅 OR END UP TAKING A VIRAL LOAD 📈💦 WHEN THOSE SEXY SERVE-HERS GO DOWN ON YOU 🌊😤GET 1️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUCKED 😩CUMMENTOR 🤬GET 5️⃣ 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A FILLTERED 🤤😶‍🌫️ FOLLHOER 👯‍♀️😈 GET 🔟 🅱️ACK AND YOURE A CUNTENT ✊🍆💦QUEEN 🥵👅🫦

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🎆🎇F🅰️PPY NEW REAR🍑 my 🧨🎇FESTIVE 🥳🎊FUCKSLUTS🎉‼️‼️ 💃💃CUNT💗gradulations😘 4️⃣ surviving😇 1️⃣ more cycle 🍒🩸🩸😬around 🍑🏀the SUN 🌞🕶️☀️‼️‼️ Twenty-twenty-fWHORE2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ was LONG and 🫣HARD🥴, let’s reCUNT🔢 what happened… a 😳scandalous😱 TWINK💁‍♂️🏳️‍🌈✨ recorded😩🤳 his WILD🥵🍆🥵SEXcapades 📲from DEEP🥶 within the ⛺️confines of the 🇺🇸UNITED SLATES 🏛️SENATE❕ … Momma Sun🥵☀️ spread👐🏽 her legs🦵🦵 WIDE📭 open, revealing👀 her 🕳️🌑HOLE-lar 💥e-CLITS🕳️🌑 to 🌎North AmeriCUM❗️… a 🇫🇷French 👨🏻ZADDY 💈POLEvaulter was 🚫DICKsqualified🙊🙊 in the Summer Ol-LIMP-DICKS💍🌶️ when his 🫨GIANT 🥩MEAT POLE🕹️ got in the way❕… and 🧠🌀DEEPTHROAT😵‍💫 DONNIE🤠, after getting his ASS🍑💥BLASTED🤯 on the 🍼CUMpaign trail, 🫡🤤SUCKED OFF😮‍💨 a microphone🎤🤤 (this is 🙅‍♂️NOT👏 A 👏JOKE🙅‍♀️) and got🏁 a presidential🗳️ ERECTION🍡😈‼️‼️ BUTT🍑 TITS🍒 all CUM🍌 to an end🔚🎬, so let’s 💃👯‍♀️TWERK🕺🏻 into Twenty-CUNTY-five2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ with a 🅱️IG 💥BANG❗️ When that 🍆😳COCK🍌😩 STROKES🕰 🌃MIDNIGHT🕛, 🎱🔮BALLS��� are gonna 🙇‍♂️DROP🧎‍♂️, 🥂🍾 CHAMPUSSY’S🤭💎 gonna 🤯🧨POP💥, and we’re gonna 🌬🌬BLOW🍆💦🤤 some FAT 🧠😮‍💨HORNS📯😈. You may do dry🚫🥃🍸🍹 JANUARY🥶 but make 🫵🏻your NEW 🆕 Year’s reSLUTlution🫦🫦 to keep that 🍑BUSSY 🍩WET‼️ 💌Send💋📫 this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your 🤪ROWDIEST🤪 naughtiest😫💦 📣📣NOISE MAKERS🎉🎉. If you get 0️⃣🔙, you 🚫won’t👮‍♂️ be getting 😱ANY 🎉PARTY poppers 🎉 POPPED 💥 inside🍌🕳 🫵🏻you this 🎊🎊🍆🍆 GOO YEAR’S DAY📆🍆🎊🎊. If 🫵🏻you get 5️⃣🔙, the 🎆fireworks🎇 🙅‍♂️WON’T❌❌ be the ONLY thing ♋️EXPLODING👀👀 tonight‼️‼️ If 🫵🏻you get 🔟➕🔙, get ready for the 🌊WETTEST🥺🥺, 😵‍💫RAUNCHIEST, CUM-FILLED💦👅🫃, BBL-🅱️🅾️🅾️STED💅🏻😏 NEW YEAR💯‼️‼️

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Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌

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Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s Christmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and Hoeseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of fistmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏���� 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄

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🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦

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💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin for him like 💼👮‍♂️ screamed, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺

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December 1st

SAY🗣GOODBYE 👋🏻TO 🦃HOEVEMBER🦃 CUS ITS OFFICIALLY 🍆DICKCEMBER🍆‼️ITS THE MOST 💦CUMDERFUL💦 TIME🕐 OF THE YEAR📅 AND SPANKA🍑 CLAUS 🎅🏻 IS CUMMING💦 TO TOWN👀🙌🏻I HOPE YOUVE 👉🏻BEEN A GOOD😏👍🏻GIRL👯‍♀️FOR 😩DADDY😩 SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏻 SO HE’LL FILL YOUR STOCKING🧦🎁 UP WITH HIS 😳CREAMY🤤EGGNOG🥛BUT WAIT🙀‼️‼️ LOOKS😤👀 LIKE YOURE ON👇🏻 THE 😈NAUGHTY😈 LIST📄‼️ ALL YOURE GETTING FROM 🎅🏻SAINT🎅🏻DICKOLAS🍆 THIS ❌XXX-MAS❌😩 IS SOME BIG 🖤BLACK🖤ROCKS😡😡 DADDY👨🏻 MIGHT HAVE A SPECIAL🤫😉PRESENT🎁 WAITING FOR YOU😌UNDER👇🏻👇🏻 THE 🍑CHRISTMASS🍑 TREE🎄IF YOU LICK👅 HIS CANDY🍭CANE😉 JUST RIGHT👌🏻💯 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ OF THE SLUTTIEST😼🙌🏻 HOE HOE 👯‍♀️ YOU KNOW OR 😱YOU 👉🏻WILL GET NO❌🚫💦CUMMIES💦 UNTIL NEXT YEAR📅‼️

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SPANKSgiving

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

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🍂🍁 It’s HOvember 🍂🍁, time to gobble 🍗🍆 down a LONG. HARD. TURKEY. NECK. 🍢👅 Them sweet PUSSY POTATOES are hot 🔥 and ready🍠🍑 for EXTRA baby GRAVY 💦🍛💦 seeping all over that plate! 🥵😋 Hurry!! Grandma 👵🏻 needs to FEAST 🦴🤫Get ready to STUFF your tight pieholes 🥧 with some juicy 🍴CARVING 🍗 action, ‘cause this month, we’re going DEEP 🕳️👀 into some heavenly 🙏📿 HOLES 🍰🍑 SPREAD those rich CREAM PIE CUMMIES 🥵🍦🍒 on a warm side of DICK 🍆🍌, and don’t forget to drizzle 🫗 that HOT SAUCE 🌶️💦 over your clit for that extra KICK! 👟💥🔥 Share this with YOUR 1️⃣0️⃣ TURKEY TROT SLUTS 🦃👙 or risk missing out 🫣 on the best STUFFING 👀💋 you’ll ever PRAY for! 😍😜💋 Get ready, it’s gonna be a moist 🌊 November, so grab your bibs 👅🧢 and prepare for a feast 🍗🍗 OF TURKEY TUSHY 💩 you’ll never forget! 💦💦

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Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It’s time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn’t be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it’s time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don’t forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you’re promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑

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Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so dance around 💃🏼 to see some A$$ 🍑💦 SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 dick-eating 🍆 BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a SEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 got a can of pop 🍾 in your bag!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃