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so this is a VHS rip of a video made in 1998 so WHY IS IT IN WIDESCREEN?!
#as others have already mentioned in the notes#there were a handful of widescreen VHS releases#i don't have one to look at right now.. i'd be referring to Anamorphic Widescreen (common on DVD) assuming those exist...#not referring to just a widescreen movie letterboxed (pillarboxed?) into a 4:3 frame. because i'm near certain those exist.#but regardless#yeah most of the time when this happens with VHS rips uploaded online it's in error. (or in poor taste if intentional.)#where the VHS tape was intended for viewing in 4:3 aspect ratio.#curse you widescreen TVs!!!#aspectratioposting
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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when you eat all your vegetables even the yucky ones
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robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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heyy you've been marked on shinigami-eyes as anti trans... r u a terf?
try reading my blog for five seconds and use your own critical thinking instead of a web extension run by people with their own political agendas and beliefs who will tell you who the good and bad people are.
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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.
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Most hoard images from Wikipedia.
Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.
Article here from Smithsonian Magazine.
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fuck queer sanitization!!!
(ft @wis-art Łucja) 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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me as a doggy
his name is bone or something
(HE/HIM) 🐕🦴🏳️⚧️
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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different
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The US/Israel relationship looks rather like the China/North Korea relationship. Erratic client state whose patron would probably on the whole like it to be a little more chill. I don't know what would happen if North Korea nuked South Korea; I certainly hope China would stay out of it.
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one very funny type of video that I've run into a couple times is ones where a competitive smash bros player reacts to a "tier list" made by someone who's obviously just ranking the characters by how much they like the character, but the person reacting fundamentally misunderstands the purpose so they just go through the whole list confusedly saying things like "why do you have pit and dark pit so far removed from each other that doesn't make any sense"
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