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* RUNS AT YOU * HI. ok so the lack of being able to have fun colors on my blog has pushed me into remaking this acc!! I'm gonna be moving to @chalkpaste
That account is literally the same exact thing as what this one was!! Now I just get to have colors and an ICON 🙏🙏
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* RUNS AT YOU * HI. ok so the lack of being able to have fun colors on my blog has pushed me into remaking this acc!! I'm gonna be moving to @chalkpaste
That account is literally the same exact thing as what this one was!! Now I just get to have colors and an ICON 🙏🙏
#i was thinking about making a new account anyway so 🤺 heuh#i prefer my * personal * account to be as isolated as possible LOL so remaking is good for my nerves HAHA!!#u can still follow me there if were not mutuals!! but mutuals are my guests of honor on my personal acc LOL#im all nuts rn im sorry if this is worded weird hahbjabj🏃
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This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it
#I#the disc said it was the most depressing miserable creature and i was like. it can be that bad. then gaylord slithered out of his tube-#- and i almost fell over oh my fucking god im.#THE WAY THEY REVERSE THE CLIP WHEN THE KID KISSES HIS NOSE#ITS OVER FOR ME.#GAYLORD
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Okay really quickly before I do anything else I want to say I’m so so obsessed with that silly looking Bubba plushie that I was thinking I would do something a little crazy mode
#THE ANFARAJ NABAU ALLA KABA AJA KANAKNANKA. AJ AAKNAKN KANNOANANK ANKA#THISBIS TWH#HW#I AM OBSESSED AND SOBBING SO LOUD#THIS IS SO FUVKING FUNNY . THE BUBBA PLUSH YES. THE NAGRT BIBBA PLUSH IM#IM LOSING CONTROL#THESE DESIGNS ARE ALL SO SO CUTE AND MATCH THE BUBBA PLUSH SO WELL IM#THEESE ARE SO FUVKING GOOD JESSE OH MY GOD#UR GANG......I DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO IF THEY WERE TO PULL UP......OH DEAR......OH GOSH....#THEY ARE SO SILLY.. I FEAR I COULD NOT WITHSTAND THEM ALL FOR LONG...#FOR WHAT I AM AGAINST THE ANGRY BUBBA PLUSH.....#I. don't have a clue what i am SAYING ANYMORE LOL IM SORRY JESSE AGH#I LITERALLY AM INSANE OVER THESE THO FR.....SCOTCH LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE ITS SO GOOD LMAOOO
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This is edited so poorly but literally just take it I don’t care anymore man
#777777FY I UB HIBFT 778(:#IM LOSING IT ALL UV IM LOSTING HUHIHIHIBKVUJ#I .#i laighed so jard it gahe me hiccups LBJVJJVVIJVBBBJBJBJJVVJJVBJVJVJVJVJJVVJVJLBJVJJVVIJVBBBJBJBJJVVJJVBJVJVJVJVJJVVJVJJVJVVJJVJ#THESE ARE SOSO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE OH MY GOD IM-------&----#I ABSOLUTELY ADORE EDITS LIKE THIS AND THESE ARE ALL SO SO GOOD LIKE IM#THE FIRST ONE IM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7777 LL#THESE ARE SO ON CHARACTER TOO LMAO LILTLILTFJV#I SERIOV#THE WAY HE JUST JUMPS ON HIM AND THE CAMERA SHAKES IN THAT FIRST VIDEO#LITERALLY IVE WATCHED THIS 55 TIMES THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BJJBJJBIHJK#FAV
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HAGAUVUAUGHA LOL I WENT ON MY COMPUTER AND I SEEN THIS BLOG WAS FLAGGED JBABJAUBHA LIKE OUT OF ALL OF MY BLOGS THEY FLAG THIS ONE??????? HHHAAHABABJBJABAUAHHAUBJBA
( VUAJBAJV To be clear tho I literally could not care less if any of my blogs get flagged vuhva SO I REALLY DONT MIND!! ITS OKAY!!!! 😭😭 ) but I was wondering if anyone even sees this blog as flagged?? on mobile it's fine for me but on desktop it does show up flagged? 😭😭 Tumblr is like this sometimes I guess LOL !! 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
#i would like this to be my more 'secret' blog anyway so 😏#das alright if it wants to be flagged..das ok ✌️#i honestly was thinking about remaking this blog anyway and just giving out the url to mutuals only (✷‿✷)#maybe tumblr just made the first move for me LOL 😭
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[ Making a new pinned post real quick because I have made the executive decision that this is just gonna be my more personal-reblog mutual art-make random text post- related blog LOL!!! ]
I interact from @claymour !!!
#hrr i gotta edit the wording of this later but i just wanted to make it known that im gonna be getting more annoying on here LOL#ive been meaning to have a more personal side blog for a while haha!#chalk.text
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I am not even trying to be funny here but I don’t feel human I feel like a cartoon cereal mascot from the 70s or 80s
#HBSFHBSDFHBFBHDHSBFHBDFHERUYFGSUFRHEDFESRUBJFERUHSJBSFHSBH AAAHAGSHGHDHDG6667777#IMSDHIUFDGEAIDSIFEFEDSI I LITEWARLY JUST FINISHED MY LAST EXAM AND THIS WAS THE BEST THING I COULD OF EVER WISHED TO SEE RN 8888888888AAH#PLINK THIS IS SO SO SO SO FUCKJING GOOD IM LITEARLY GONNA PASS OUT IMBUBFDUHJSFDBHDSBFBDJDSHBFDJHSBFDHJBF#WHEN I SEEN MY FACE IIIIIIII------DEFJHBDF ITS SO FUNNY PLEASESOSJSHDHD THE WAY IM INHALING THEM IH 8 57 489 3339 374859 03#UR MIND IS THE BIGGEST I KNOW THIS IDEA IS SO SO CUTE IM ABOUT TO TAKE FLIGHT AND NEVER COME BACK#STABBY-O'S IHH THATS SO GOOD...THATS SO FUCKING GOOD IM HEHEHEHAAAGHHHHHHHHHA#THANK YOU SM FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS IMAGE PLINK GYGUGYDUG UR DOODLES ARE ALWAYS SUCH A TREAT LIKE THIS IS SO FUN OH MY GOSH..#IM SO SORRY IF I SOUND INSANE RN I AM ON THAT 'JUST FINSHED FINAL EXAMS' HIGH LMAOOOOOO!!!#for real tho this is a fuckijing blessing of an image UR MIND IS SO FUN AND CREATIVEEEE AAUGHHAAAAAAAA UR THE BEST!!!!!#ALSO....i am writing this on the ACCURSESED desktop so if my tags get all willy wonka i apologize!!!#my computer hates me </3
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U know I must say I super appreciate how polite people are on here to me because I KNOW for a FACT that my grammer is just so so horrible and I must spell so much shit so incorrectly or use commas wrong or smth but no one has ever pointed that out 😭😭😭 LOL THANK U GUYS IM SORRY I WILL LEARN PROPER GRAMMER ONE DAY I SWEAR
#did u all know that i spelled maybe wrong for nearly all of my life. i thought it was mabye. like. LOL NOOOO#i literally dont know anything about sentence structure like. i have gotten 50 or lower on almost every essay ive written in my life LOL#my history major friend always almost cries when they see my essays LOLOLVHABHAHHAHHABUAHHAHA THEY JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE 🤨 LOL#i dont know who let me write stuff on here when i can't format things correctly HAHA#anyway omg....what am i doing.....why am i making this post rn.......🧍...#i wrote my first final today and that took me out of this earth now im all willy WONKA#uhajaha anywayyy omg * flips hair * hi mutuals i hope u are all doing welllllllllllll ehehehhe !! <3 !!!#chalk.text#<3 !!!!!#delete later
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AHHAHV!!! OOUghhh omg...JESSE.....1, 4, 5, 6, and 30 for SEVEREN PLEASE!!! HAHA I don't know a thing about near dark or SEVEREN so I'm totally curious to learn abt him and your s/i's relationship dynamics!! He looks so funny and SILLY...I am so curious abt this man..
GIRTHWORM MY DEAR GIRTHWORM….. THANK U SO SO MUCH AGAIN GAHHH I REALLY SUPER APPRECIATE THE QUESTIONS AS ALWAYS I KNOW UR REALLY BUSY LATELY OMG T_T <333333 I HOPE UR DOING SUPER WELL MAN. And YEAHA!! I’m so so super excited to talk about him *GIANT EYES* I know a lot of people probably don’t know much about him or the movie but UGH I’m really obsessed with it right now LOL!!! And he IS SO SILLY I LOVE HIM!!!!!! Vampire gone silly mode, I love it!!!!!!!!!!
1. Show us the first meme in your phone that your S/I would send to your F/O!
Tbh this isn’t particularly hilarious or anything but. more than almost anything and before anything else, i would want to show him this gif of a chicken wearing pants. Because it seems relevant to his interests
4. MERPEOPLE AU for your S/I and F/O. DISCUSS.
MERPEOPLE YESSS YESS YES!!!!! I was hoping I would get to talk about this hehe I know I can’t draw . ignore that fact LOLFDDD BUT I’m making him a shark fella cause I think it’s fitting with the vampire/predator vibe he has going on. And by extension I thought a seal would be fitting, because seals are prey to sharks blah blah blah. Looney tunes esque shenanigans ensue where Sev keeps trying to attack and maul me but I narrowly avoid his attempts every time without even knowing/trying and I think we’re friends even though he’s just trying to eat me. But eventually he warms up to me and doesn’t want to kill me anymore and we actually become friends for real :] Heart warming LOL Actually not too different from the normal AU I guess but yknowww
5. Do your S/I and F/O have similar taste in music at all? Do either of you consider music a passion of some kind?
YEAH I think our music taste is pretty similar!!! He likes classic rock most of all! But he doesn’t spend a lot of time listening to music necessarily… He doesn’t often go out of his way to listen to it, but if there’s music playing, he likes to get into it. He also likes country rock and just country on its own but he doesn’t like slow, romantic songs as much and he loudly groans and complains and acts annoying about it when they come on. If he has any say in it, he’ll turn it off. He’s not particularly passionate about music! My s/i is definitely way more into it than he is, heheh.
6. Your S/I and F/O are hungry at midnight and everywhere is closed but fast food places. Do y'all get takeout from one of those places, or does one of you actually have the energy to COOK at this hour??
AGAAAAHAHAHAA I suppose it depends on what stage we were at in our relationship… For lack of a better word. Before he and my s/i started living together, Sev would scare me pretty bad by just popping up sometimes. It was hard to stay in contact with him and he only ever came to say hi in the middle of the night. So us getting hungry while hanging out at midnight was a pretty common occurrence. Unfortunately, whenever HE would get hungry, he would just start acting really really weird and then suddenly leave HAHAH Even though I would offer to cook for him because I like cooking and I didn’t mind much. Sometimes, i would offer him something to drink but he only sipped on it before leaving anyway. And that left me to quickly make myself something before going to sleep.
After he BITES me and turns me, i can finally live WITH him… Which isn’t necessarily a better situation LOL. And at that point, the middle of the night is really the only time we CAN eat. Unless we want to literally burn to death while walking to McDonalds LMAO. And well….. grabbing a midnight snack is the “fun part”. For HIM at least. That’s when he takes me out to hunt down random strangers. For a while, I was reluctant to drink human blood because… Obviously killing and mauling people isn’t something I enjoy LMDJSJS CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF. Cow blood worked fine, but it was just barely enough to keep me alive and left me hungry most of the time so y’know. You gotta do what you gotta do . He always goes out with me because he thinks it’s a cute, fun little bonding activity LOLLFNDN.
30. What kind of flowers would your S/I send to your F/O? Does your F/O read into the meaning of the flowers that were chosen, or just appreciate the gift?
OH EM GEE EEEHSHSHS THE THOUGHT OF SENDING HIM FLOWERS…. He would never let that go, he would bully and tease me for it for the rest of eternity (literally) LMFAOOFHDD… If I were to get him flowers, it would probably be something relatively simple like… Nothing elaborate, but probably something that I saw in passing at a store that made me think of him. I’m definitely the type to pick flowers I like and give them to people when I think of them!!! So I could see me doing that for sure LOL. Sev wouldn’t think too hard about the meaning of the flowers themselves, he doesn’t care about that kind of thing LOL And he would bully me relentlessly, talking about how I must really really like him to give him FLOWERS. But then, he actually keeps them for as long as he can and thinks it’s really sweet. T_T
#IM SO SLEEPY RN SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THW WORDING OF THIS BUT I NEED TO EB THIS EN O MEFABJAAB#THESE ARE SOO!!!!!! AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHRAGHHHHHHHHH#LOL.....HIS NAME IS SEVEREN AND U USE A BAT WHEN TAGGING HIM AND I WAS STILL LIKE. omg hes a VAMPIRE#LOL#ALSO OK THE CHICKEN WITH PANTS I CANNOT SJW K#YPU HAVE NP ODEA HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THAT JESSE I WAS LOOKING AT IT ON MY COMPUTER WITHOUT MY GLASSES FOR LIKE 4 MINS LIKE JUST TRYING-#-TO SEE WHAT IT WAS AND I HAD TO PUT MY FACE LIKE RIGHT ON TJE SCREEN ( i have very very bad eyes without glasses or contacts LOL ) AND I-#- JUST SEEN HIM WALKING AWAY LIKE THAT IM AHBJAJABBUAUBAJBAUBUABBAHAH#i just sat there laughing for like5 minutes about the fact that i put my face right at mu screen to see this chicken with bright blue pants#LOL😭😭😭#BUT NONO OK ALSO...I WAS SO SO EXCITED TO SEE WHATT YOUD COME UP WITH FOR THE MERMAN COMVEPT AND OMG IM#AAAAIGHHHHHHHH UR SIS DESIGN IS SO SO WONDERFUL!!!!!! I LOVE THAT SEAL DESIGN TO DEATH!!!!#AND SEVERENS FACE LOOKS SO FUN!!! HAHA i love that seal and shark design choice SM#AA....THABK YOU SM FOE ANSWERING THIS JESSE!!! I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BECOME WISE TO DA SEVEREN WAYS.#im gonna look up a bunch of clips abt him later.. gotta rotate him and ur si in my MIND#hehe also THANK YOU FOR UR KIND WORDS JESSEEEE!!!! <3333!!!!!! HEHE i hope that u are doing well too!!!!#ur always so thoughtful!! :']]#<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im typing this on auto pilot so omg....i hope i do not sound completely incoherent LOLLLL😭😭😭😭
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Me looking at the stash of my mutuals posts I have in my drafts that I have saved to rb later when I have the energy to not sound completely incoherent in the tags
#I AM MAKING THIS AS A WAY TO SAY. I AM GOING TO SPAM THIS ACCOUNT IN A FEW DAYS ONCE IM DONE MY ASSIGNMENTS... PLEASE BEWARE#mutuals....i am like a time bomb....u only have a few more days untill i shall begin my raids on ur posts....the tags...shall be endless...#litearly i have so much to say but i just cannot write a single coherent thing atm EEKKKKKK#huwuhaVYAH#i am lurking tho so please know that i am eating ur posts up and smiling so big at them and jumping around and partying with ur posts#<3!!!#chalk.text#im so sorry if this is written strangely LOL my brain is FRIED...IT IS GONE.......🥺
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I’m finally opening commissions again!!! The starting prices are shown in a [headshot price] to [fullbody price] format!
If you are interested, please check out my carrd first!!! It goes into depth about prices, and has my commission form and terms of service (which you MUST read before ordering)!!! It also goes into more detail about what I am/am not okay with drawing!
If you have questions, you can message me at @choptopwiki!!!! Thank you very much and have a great day!!!! :]]]] <33333
#RRRAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH DA PINCH ART DA PINEVH ATRY AJ#THIS IS THE ART OF ALL OF OUR LIVES........THE MOST INCREDIBLE ART IN DA WORLD...... EVERYONE MUST LOOK ..#EEKK AAAGH JESSE!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH COMMISSIONS!!!! <3 !!!! :D !!!#EHEHEH <3333 !!!!!
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Revisiting Heartland Orchard. I love these two!!!! Working on designs for the rest of the characters, but I still like MC’s outfit :] I think it’s cute.
#I AM RUNNING AROUND RN BUT I LITERALLY NEED TO RB THIS RN#I WILL RB THIS LATER ALSO BUT IM FALLING OFF MY CHAIR AND GOING TO HELL AND DYING AND BLEEDING EEKK#BLAINE#HARHEY#HARVEY#LOOK#LOVE O#LOVE#DA JESSE ART. DA JESSE ART OF MY LIFE#THE WAY YOU DRAW EXPRESSIONS JUST NEVER FAILS TO ENCHANT ME!!!!#THE SUBTLENESS OF HARVEYS AND BLAINES EXPRESSIONS ARE JUST. INCREDIBLE#💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 I WILL BE BACK FIR THIS POST I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU
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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
#NO BACK PAIN FOR U MISTA JESSEEEEE NONE AT ALLLL!!!!!!#<3!!!!!#i will relive every one of my mutuals back pain with this rb ... my magic spell...#💞💞💞#rb
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This is really silly and dumb and irrelevant to like everything but I need to get this out there somewhere because its so funny ok ok like: everyday my partner watches minions. Like the movie. And. He like. Knows the fucking minion language and he'll go around the apartment speaking it and it's so so horrible. I'll be playing Elden ring and be fighting a boss and he just comes up behind me and says "big boss" in the fucking minion language and I just have to look at him like

#THAT'S ALL HE WILL EVER WATCH. HE HATES HORROR MOVIES BECAUSE THEY SCARE HIM SO WE CANT EVER WATCH ANYTHINGGGGGG#he has explained to me about how minions were made so many times. like how they were in the primordial soup#ITS. its so funny its so funny how much he knows. its like his fucking comfort movie...the minion movie...#he knows all the names too....LOL 😭😭#.....this is my SICK and TWISTED reality.....#haha lol this is so random im so sorry im just super giddy and talkative tonight LOL#chalk.text#delete later#also this is meant in a loving way. to my partner..not the minions..#no matter how funny he is i cannot tolerate the minions im so sorry to him but i cant. thwy are such horrible creatures 💔
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HOHOHOH OKAY SO ive wanted to do one of these for a while !!
reblog with ur f/o and i’ll give them a slime from the peachybbies shop !!! >:D
#ARAGVSJA SLIME CHALLENGE WITH GLOOMY. ULTIMATE SLIME CHALLENGE. SLIM- JBA#LOL OMG NO THO THIS LOOKS SO FUN?! AHA ive always wanted to touch slime like...what does it feel like it drives me insane thinking about it#LOL OMG OK ANYWAY.....COULD I GET A BILLY SLIME GLOOMY OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GAVHSVHAGAGA#I AM SO CURIOUS ON HIS ASSIGNED SLIME.....LOLLL
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happy womens day :-)
#JBABUABABSUBSUUVSWBUSJBSBJSBJBUSHJSHUEHUEUHJEHBEH JANGLE JANLE AHEKNAKALWNJBWBJWBIWIBSBUWBUWJBHBSJBSBUSBUBSJ#THIS IS SO CUTE NONO STOP GLOOMY STOP IT NOOO NONO THIS IS KILLING ME IM GAJAIJAJA#HER FACE AND THE FUCKING PETER DEAD ISBJBU JABIAIANNAJ#THERES SOMETHING SO FUNNY TO ME ABOUT THAT ADDED BLOOD BJABJABABUBHABJABJAUBAAJBJBA#SHE FUCKING GOT HIM. HE IS FUCKING BLEEDING IN HELL AND DEAD.#THIS IS THE BEST WOMAN'S DAY POST........ THANK YOU JANGLE SM FOR MY LIFE#jangle anzures#JUST LOVE HER SM....SMSMMSMEM......SO MUCH I OAJKBAINIAIJAJJSBISBUWBJBHSHWBVH
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