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i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
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me when i read something i don’t like: good thing i’m Jared, 19!
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if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it
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Las Fungis 🍄 ✧ Instagram ✧ Twitter ✧ Store ✧ Redbubble ✧
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some casual wear princesses
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“These people aren’t just rich. They’re crazy rich.”
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu
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The blood moon is framed by the statues of Hera and Apollo in Athens, 27 July 2018 (x)
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me thinking about the continuous progression of time
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I’m just a girl. I’m not a threat.
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