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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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Me, talking to clients: never let your kitten play with your hands because they grow up into cats who think that's ok.

Me, at home: ohhh I'm gonna get that cat belly. You can't stop me. I'm gonna get it. Gonna touch it all over argh arghhh you've got me! What an unexpected turn of events!

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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I just really like this tweet

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.