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actually never felt pain like this don’t text xo

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call me conservative but an American pope is just wrong

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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heard shuffling noises at 1 AM. turned on my camera. saw this. still not convinced this is a dog

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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i see anne rice not only as a great author but also a friend

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:)

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A pig getting brushed to help you in this trying time

(via)

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Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

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Yesterday morning at the park. Now that the cherries are finished, everything is just green but still so much better than brown!

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catcrumb tarot 7/22

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East of Eden, Alireza Movahedi

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ok funs over back to business

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