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Christine has waited YEARS for this day!!

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I do think that William 'I only tell the truth' de Worde and Moist 'I only tell lies' von Lipwig are physically incapable of being im the same room. There is a forcefield.

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nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

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I wish more ppl on political debates just did this

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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.

And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3

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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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Normally by this point, dashboard osmosis has given me a rough idea what everybody's latest Thing is. But Dungeon Meshi? I have no idea what is going on with Dungeon Meshi. My best guesses so far are: -

There probably is a literal dungeon that they are in at least some of the time

Food???? Cooking??? Cooking competition?????????

Very possibly lesbians

That one guy who is taller than everyone else

????????????

It's also highly possible that some of the things I'm assuming are Dungeon Meshi related are actually Locked Tomb, because I never figured out what that was about either.

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The Baker’s Book

Once upon a time, in a beautiful prosperous kingdom of rich rolling hills full of rollicking lambs and fertile fields, a baker lived with her beautiful daughter. The baker was bent, old, and impossibly ugly. But her baking could make grown men weep with joy. She was grouchy and snippy, pained by her joints. She never took special requests. What she produced was what was available, but even not knowing what she might have that day people traveled all over the kingdom to buy her breads, tarts, and pastries. They never liked to linger there, though, unless her beautiful daughter was minding the shop where she lived with her mother.

Keep reading

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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Spider update: her name is Parthenia and she is my friend

I think I'm keeping a spider as a pet. She was on my wall right above my head last night and I couldn't be having that when I was going to sleep so I moved her in a candle to the bathroom, which is the designated spider zone on account of me never going in there in the dark and getting jumpscared by them.

Only she just...chilled in the bath. And when I needed to have a shower, there she still was. So I put her back in the candle until after I'd had a shower and returned her to where I'd found her.

She's fine in the bath. She can get out. She's just choosing not to.

I've adopted a spider.

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A loving, married couple wake up one day to find that they have returned to their high school days, when they were the most popular student and the class geek.

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To The Fairest....

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I think I'm keeping a spider as a pet. She was on my wall right above my head last night and I couldn't be having that when I was going to sleep so I moved her in a candle to the bathroom, which is the designated spider zone on account of me never going in there in the dark and getting jumpscared by them.

Only she just...chilled in the bath. And when I needed to have a shower, there she still was. So I put her back in the candle until after I'd had a shower and returned her to where I'd found her.

She's fine in the bath. She can get out. She's just choosing not to.

I've adopted a spider.

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this guy gets it