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Why does every sport I do have a fucking BLOOD RIVARLY with wind

I can't toss flags in the wind, I can't hit tennis balls in the wind?? Why do you hate me, wind???

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Anytime someone on tiktok thanks me for making a comment like "the og artist is [user], please make sure to show them some love!" on repost videos, I feel like a superhero saving the day

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Reminder that capitalism is the death of art

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all hail the king?

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Her name is Valentina Petrillo and she is a visually-impaired sprinter.

Time to support her, because even without the racism element I expect she will be getting some flak from Awful, Awful People.

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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the thing about thistle is like. people whose favorite character is thistle may be a relatively small slice of the dungeon meshi fandom, but there is no such thing as a casual thistle enjoyer. ALL of us are insane abt him

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laios in his berry eating dome

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Sobbing,weeping and crying,,,

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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Dear,

Please share and support my family campaign in Gaza

My nephew Kareem Almadhoon, is slowly dying due to lack of medicine, food & drinkable water

Please, share

@fairuzfan @sayruq @longlivepalestina @nabulsi @self-hating-zionist @thenewgothictwice @el-shab-hussein @risoria @palipunk @palestine @intersectionalpraxis @fallahifag @sealuai @malcriada @mangocheesecakes @youdontknowwhotfiamm @farcillesbian @stil-lindigo @apsswan @star-and-space-ace @rainbowywitch @marscodes @oursapphirestar @annoyingloudmicrowavecultist @boyvandal-blog @the-bastard-king @13ag21k @agentfascinateur

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what part of me are you eating?

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Today’s Thistle is: 👁️ 👄 👁️

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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.