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Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

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tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

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I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

I find it combination kinda funny kinda sad

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If any tumblr ceos are looking to unload a website in the near future due to “legal whoopsies” you can write a number down on a napkin and send it my way. Im very cash flow positive and good with websites. And very wealthy and handsome.

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Biden giving Netanyahu a cartoonishly large check with 100 trillion dollars written on it: Bibi, I am extremely angry at you!

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hvhcjbd.... small pink boy

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i need a peon

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I will never ever understand leftists who don’t mask— clearly no compassion for their own communities AND not willing to even cynically use the excuse of health and safety to wear masks and thus avoid surveillance efforts.. like bad ideology and praxis, just a mess

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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

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he is so monkey to me

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one of the funniest aspects of marcilles relationship with the touden siblings is that she KNOWS falin is like laios but shes smitten with falin & is touched to tears thinking back to how falin kept trying to eat dubious unknown foods with her and meanwhile whenever laios expresses enthusiasm in it marcilles like i hope when you die you go to hell no matter what

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honestly like. long term the two most useful subjects i studied in high school were probably cookery & ethics

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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

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