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the way systemic oppression be oppressing, Heaven better have Beat They Ass Day Passes to Hell fr

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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

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luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

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ngl after having my love of singing mentally beat out of me by choir teachers who said, and I quote, "every girl is a soprano in disguise <3" I am perhaps a bit biased against anyone who can sing higher than an alto

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What happens in the writer's room DOES NOT STAY in the writer's room 🤡

Watch this episode now on Dropout

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my johnny bravo fan art

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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You've got my vote, Lou Wilson.

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Finally got the time to fuel my new hyperfixation yippeee <3

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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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Hi! Ex-Seventh-Day Adventist here (the religion that fucker Kellogg was a part of).

I was raised in the big nasty cult version of the shit those folks are shovelling.

You are 100% right.

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun