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I have traveled all the way through Tumbler to give everyone garlic cheesy bread. Would you like some your majesty?

Er. Thank you.

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…Thank you.

hiss

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My queen, how do the ponies we put in pods survive? They don't have air to breathe or food to eat...

Someling clearly isn't working in the food department.

Fish require air to survive, and they live in water. Unborn changelings require food to survive, and they consume nothing with their mouths. Apply whatever brain you have.

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I have come across a few alternate timelines where Ocellus is the next Queen, either after her killing you in a takeover, you dying of old age, or Thorax stepping down because the stress of being King is just too much for him.

Okay? Good for you.

Such an idea is ridiculous. If somepony were to kill me… or, I suppose, my traitorous son… there would simply be no more changelings. Queendom is not something that can be bestowed. It is what I was created with and possessed solely for over a thousand years, and what a certain changeling somehow co-opted in a freak accident.

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can all changelings change into an alicorn or just you?

Of course all changelings can change into alicorns. Only I have the accompanying magic to make it convincing, of course.

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Yes, it is.

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if you want to low-key mess with Twilight, disorganize her castle with a spell

Oh, yes, I'll just leave my relatively stable life to walk into Ponyville, where the entire population wants me dead. A wonderful idea.

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random changeling: my queen, there are rumors that you actually cared for shining armor... they aren't true... are they?

Chrysalis raises an unimpressed eyebrow

Clearly, either the tabloids are having a singularly depressing news day, or my children are not being given enough work.

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Oh it’s beautiful.

new chryssie for everfree!!

prints and the original will be available

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Not to be too critical, but you don't really have to murder another pony. If you want to buck with her, just tell her one of those deaths were real and watch her try to figure out which one of her friends is really dead.

I want to be clear, I'm not encouraging this behavior, just offering another alternative that means less suffering.

Really, the best thing you can do is rub it in her face how well the ponies under your leadership are doing and how much they love you as opposed to the Hell she put her townsfolk through.

Proving she is a worse person than you have ever been.

Why would I want to prove that? If I cared about being a "good person," I'd have starved a thousand years ago.

Excellent idea, though. That way, I can sustain the same treatment on all of them for longer...

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What would you do to Starlight if you captured her?

I’m so glad you asked.

I’ll have a few of my more loyal children pose as her friends, and fake their executions in front of her every day. She’ll know it’s fake, of course, even if she finds it unpleasant at first.

And then, one day, once she’s too numb to care, I’ll kill one of her real friends, and the next day, I’ll tell her. I think you’ll agree that the realization that she watched a pony she loves die and didn’t bat an eyelash or try to help them will look lovely on her, don’t you?

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…Sure.

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Anonymous changeling here. I wanted to express my support for your reign, but I don’t think I could come forward publicly about it. Hail the Queen!

…Thank you. That is… meaningful to hear.

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Don't worry, I won't rub it in. I just wanted you to know how fulfilling it was for you to admit to me you are a friend I could potentially lose.

I'll do my best in future to keep myself in your good graces. ;2

<3 <3 <3

If your love didn't taste good...

Fine. Now I know.

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Chrysalis adopts an expression as if Hearth’s Warming Eve has been cancelled, and spends the next eight minutes staring at a wall.

if you dislike starlight glimmer i dont trust you. something sick and twisted in there.

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Mention me in a post about her again, Spoon, and you will find yourself without me as a friend, and soon without a great deal of other things.

if you dislike starlight glimmer i dont trust you. something sick and twisted in there.

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I don’t need to guess; I have a tongue.

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Queen Chrysalis from My Little Pony