$167 trip clit to penis
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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Today's Seal Is: Lalala the Joyful
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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
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obsessed with them romanticizing smoking meth in nature by taking aesthetic photos. insane
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Oh I didn’t post this but hello yearly xena drawing
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.
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My sweet Doctor Disco ✨🌙🤍
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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